Josh Holly Is An Idiot
I bet most of you are saying to yourselves, who in the hell is Josh Holly? Well, I'm glad you asked. He is the second person in the last two days to show how dumb criminals are. Yes, at this point he is an alleged criminal because he has not been charged with anything. Of course when the FBI comes to your house, takes your computers, your phone and conducts a full body cavity inspection, you do start to wonder. Actually, the full body cavity thing is just a guess. I mean if you are going to search, you would think they would search everywhere.
Josh Kelly had this little raid because he is the hacker who managed to get his hands on all those Miley Cyrus photos that made their way to the internet over the past year or so. He managed to pull off this feat by conning a MySpace worker into handing over some passwords, and then used those passwords on a gmail account he knew Miley had. Voila. He had access to the photos and in what context they were sent out. In this case they were all sent to one of those Jonas dudes. They all kind of blend together at this point. So, although I still think Miley's parents are awful, I will give them a somewhat half apology because it was not Miley or Billy who was sending them out. Instead it was just a 15 year old girl sending half naked photos of herself to a guy who said he was not going to have sex until he was married. Uh huh.
The gmail account in question had the name messagemebaby@gmail.com Nice huh? Sounds like it was set up for someone she considered her baby. At least she doesn't have a baby, because that would be awkward for someone. How do I know all this stuff about what Josh did? Because Josh is an idiot and couldn't keep what he had done quiet. He just had to let the world know and he bragged the FBI would never catch him. In fact he said the very same thing on one hacker site about two hours before they raided him.
Josh did try and sell all the suggestive photos of Miley, but TMZ, The Enquirer and the bunch didn't want to have anything to do with them because of the way he got them. I'm impressed. I really thought they would have taken the chance because their numbers would have soared. 15 year old guys don't normally buy the Enquirer, but they would have. Josh also says he has nude photos of Miley. If he does, he will be in bigger trouble with the feds, and so will that Jonas brother dude if Miley sent it to him and he kept it. Oh, and so will Miley if she took them and sent them to Jonas brother dude. So, Miley and Jonas brothers and all the Jonas brother friends who got a copy of those Miley nudes (if any) delete, delete. Here come the feds.
So, Josh, congratulations. You are the idiot of the day. Now, I know of course that you will probably hack your way into my world and my life, but honestly, I live in a basement with my parents. I'm 406 pounds as of this morning, have no hair, and some teeth dangerously close to falling out. I really don't think you could make my life much worse.
I hate when they call it "hacking." It's phreaking!
ReplyDeleteWho would've thunk it about TMZ/Enquirer? Harvey has ethics?!
Aw, Enty, when is the big move happening? And did you ever find a new waterbed?
Oops, and it's actually not "phreaking," it's "social engineering," but it's a spin-off of the phreaks.
ReplyDeleteDo you need a cuddle, Enty?
ReplyDeleteHe looks fiiiiiiiiine, why not pics of him too?
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I've had no coffee today :(
15 year old virgins dont send naked photos to people. Thats what you do when you cant bump uglies with someone you are in a sexual relationship with (such as being in a long distance relationship).
ReplyDeleteHow much proof do we need that the Miley is a skank?
I'm hoping those nudie shots did get out and the whole lot of them (Miley, Jonai, etc) get sent far away to a place the media can't find them thus giving me a Miley-free world.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, what's the news on the JLS breastfeeding pics? Did the Walmart boy and baby-daddy ever get busted?
Aww, we love you Enty, teeth or no teef.
ReplyDeleteMy 14 year old son's friend sent the same kinds of photos to a (female) friend and had her phone taken away for five months (in the mid-teen world, that is like having your toothbrush taken away for five months). I wonder if Billy Ray did anything remotely similar.
Ent is right, even if it's of yourself, it's still child porn and dissemination of child porn if you're under age.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I'm still concerned that Ent hasn't taken down those Dallas Imbimbo photos from FFF last week unless there's been confirmation he wasn't under age at the time.
Yeah dnfrommn is right. A girl got busted not too long ago because her fifteen year old ass was sending naked photos via phone to friends.
ReplyDeleteEL, second paragraph,second word.
ReplyDelete*wink
You got to admit--besides being an idiot, he was good at what he did.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he did brag about it. Now, he'll get a slap on the wrist, and then make his way into some high-paying internet security career once he's legal.
ReplyDeleteMiley, on the other hand, is only going to see her career seep further and further into obscurity.
i could say a whole lot here, but im too preoccupied with myself to comment
ReplyDeleteMiley in naked pics. Stuff like that is what makes you wonder if she is a kid or not.
ReplyDeleteDisney should just fire her ass and get rid of her. Sooner or later a big scandal is going to break out and Disney will be right there sweating it out.
if that bitch wants to get fired so bad then she needs to do a dine and dash at Cafe Disney* and leave her stash out.
ReplyDelete*does not exist.
Mooshki! I <3 you!
ReplyDeleteI was just about to say the same thing. I hate it, hate it, hate it whenever people just use the word hacking to describe computer related crimes!
Hackers, like me, work on, either professionally or in our spare time to create, debug, improve, add to, change and modify programs, specifically those that fall under the GNU license and are open-source meant for the world at large to share for free.
This is the definition of hacking as used by or within our community since the 60's.
Josh is a douchebag. The appropriate term for him is 'cracker'. The technique he used is called 'stupidity'. Meaning everyone can do what he did, you just have to be that low on the intelligence scale =)
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ReplyDeletehe deserved it.
not only for hacking but just for being a douche.
i go on that site constantly, not as a member but as a freaky watcher and he is so annoying.
HEY EMO ENT CHEER THE FUCK UP.