Thursday, October 30, 2008

Jennifer Aniston Is Really Stipud


I don't actually think Jennifer Aniston is stupid. I think she is annoying as all hell, but I don't think she is stupid. I wouldn't want to hang out with her, but I don't think she's stupid. I don't think she is all that great looking, but I don't think she's stupid. I think she needs to shower more often, but I don't think she's stupid. But what I think is beside the point. John Mayer thinks Jennifer Aniston is as dumb as a box of rocks at least according to Pink. Apparently Pink and John Mayer got into some kind of fight. Pink likes real guys and the douche bagginess of John Mayer did not rub her the right way.

John told her that he only sleeps with really stupid women. According to The Sun, Pink said something along the lines of they would have to be really stupid to want to. Now, can we all assume that John and Jen have slept together? Can we assume that John and Jessica Simpson slept together? So, if you can walk and talk at the same time, John Mayer is not interested in you at all. But, if you like to sit around and talk about nothing all day, then here comes John.

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