Man oh man, it is like Christmas when Jessica Biel opens her mouth. OK, well maybe not Christmas. I was actually hoping this would be the best Christmas ever. Instead I think I'm just going o spend it with the boys Jack and Jose. You have never had egg nog until you mix some Jack and Jose in it. Talk about festive. Those two boys sure can party.
Anyway, Jessica gave an interview to Marie Claire. Not here in the US though. Nope she gave it to the UK version. She thinks they are more intelligent. Yeah, that should be a Jessica Biel criteria. Jessica was asked about marriage and babies and all of that stuff.
"I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I'm like, 'Noooooo!' I'm resisting. I kind of go back and forth about marriage and kids. I feel like, if it's an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah. If it's right, it'll be right -- but, at this moment, that seems completely foreign."
Well sure it sounds foreign because
it involves a peen. What the f**k does an organic way? Like if they somehow figure out a way for another woman to be able to conceive with another woman with sperm or something? How is marriage organic? And this is when she was sober. I think. Can you imagine getting her stoned? I don't think she would have one coherent sentence. Not that this really comes close. I mean is she holding out for some type of imagined career? Why is she resisting? Oh yeah, because it would be a marriage to Justin Timberlake.
Anyway, Jessica gave an interview to Marie Claire. Not here in the US though. Nope she gave it to the UK version. She thinks they are more intelligent. Yeah, that should be a Jessica Biel criteria. Jessica was asked about marriage and babies and all of that stuff.
"I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I'm like, 'Noooooo!' I'm resisting. I kind of go back and forth about marriage and kids. I feel like, if it's an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah. If it's right, it'll be right -- but, at this moment, that seems completely foreign."
Well sure it sounds foreign because
it involves a peen. What the f**k does an organic way? Like if they somehow figure out a way for another woman to be able to conceive with another woman with sperm or something? How is marriage organic? And this is when she was sober. I think. Can you imagine getting her stoned? I don't think she would have one coherent sentence. Not that this really comes close. I mean is she holding out for some type of imagined career? Why is she resisting? Oh yeah, because it would be a marriage to Justin Timberlake.
Ha, she wishes she could snare JT for a lifetime of bearding, publicity and $. He's too smart to get trapped like that. Honestly, I'd be more forgiving of her if she'd do something about that hideous hair! If your only asset is your looks, don't ruin them!
ReplyDeleteSo is she really a lesbian or bisexual?
ReplyDeletehaha i LOVE that picture......
ReplyDeleteEnty baby,
ReplyDeleteLets not forget the love of my life, Johnnie as in Walker baby, love me some JW Blue! lol
Are they bearding for each other? I've heard all the rumors about Biel being gay but not so much about Timberlake.
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ReplyDeleteI remember someone asking Lance Bass that in an interview and he said Justin was straight but tended to put his singing career above everything else. Maybe that is why he is with Jessica Biel bc her atention is usually elsewhere............
She's gay, and he uses her as a cover to have lots of kinky sex with random women. Since he's a Disney product, he can't let his conservative fanbase know what a perv he is.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Justin hook up with Janet Jackson at one time?
ReplyDeleteWeren't there pictures of her and another girl kissing a while ago? She is using JT for publicity and legitimacy. Otherwise, no one would care who she is.
ReplyDeleteIs the picture of Jessica? Just curious..
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah!
ReplyDeleteJessica is the grabbee on the right. There were several other pictures from a couple of weeks ago that showed her face.
Yes Sarah that's Jessica but this is an old picture. It was shown in the Star Magazine anywhere from 6 to 12 months ago. It's a picture of her and one of her girlfriends.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your responses. I thought I paid attention to gossip fairly well. I guess I missed that one!
ReplyDeletefuck me! they both look ready to take on that whole team..without padding!
ReplyDeleteya my girlfreinds dont grabass me.
not that its bad,but im not claiming to be one thing that im not.
Mooshki, what do you know?
ReplyDeleteI don't know his specific kink, but word was out a few months ago that he hooks up with girls who are into it for one night stands, and has them sign a confidentiality agreement first.
ReplyDelete(The popular guess was anal.)
ReplyDeletebeard, confidentiality agreements...thats the dumbest shit i've read on here.
ReplyDelete1. justy's homo rep could use some man up/cad/one night stand behavior. disney conservative fan base? give me a freakin break.
2. he puts his whinybitch yodeling career above his sex life??? really?
3. confidentiality agreements don't hold up with broke-ass horny broads who just took it up the dumper by lil justy.
oh i get it, if they told their story, he would publically sue them for oh i dunno, the dna he left on their sheets?
I just feel sad for people that have to lie and dodge questions everyone else is comfortbale enough to answer, because they are probably hiding their sexuality.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that's a lot of people in Hollywood.
Honestly, I cannot imagine this woman with a man anywhere, only with women. Her and Oprah need to hook up.
ReplyDeleteYou're making it sound like there's no way any heterosexual woman would be childfree. That's offensive. Some of us (like me) just hate kids and don't ever want to have any. The idea of being pregnant or caring for a child is completely foreign and gross to me.
ReplyDeleteShe may be a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that) but that doesn't have anything to do with not wanting to have children.
http://www.childfree.net/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Childfree
http://www.childfreebychoice.com/
Femmes, don't worry, Ent was just finding a reason to attack Biel because she's a loser. I know many of us here at CDaN have talked about our decision to remain childless, so I don't think there's any actual hostility to that idea here. But thanks for reminding us to be sensitive to that! :)
ReplyDeleteAll my children have four legs... :)
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