"It's Completely Foreign"
Man oh man, it is like Christmas when Jessica Biel opens her mouth. OK, well maybe not Christmas. I was actually hoping this would be the best Christmas ever. Instead I think I'm just going o spend it with the boys Jack and Jose. You have never had egg nog until you mix some Jack and Jose in it. Talk about festive. Those two boys sure can party.
Anyway, Jessica gave an interview to Marie Claire. Not here in the US though. Nope she gave it to the UK version. She thinks they are more intelligent. Yeah, that should be a Jessica Biel criteria. Jessica was asked about marriage and babies and all of that stuff.
"I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I'm like, 'Noooooo!' I'm resisting. I kind of go back and forth about marriage and kids. I feel like, if it's an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah. If it's right, it'll be right -- but, at this moment, that seems completely foreign."
Well sure it sounds foreign because
it involves a peen. What the f**k does an organic way? Like if they somehow figure out a way for another woman to be able to conceive with another woman with sperm or something? How is marriage organic? And this is when she was sober. I think. Can you imagine getting her stoned? I don't think she would have one coherent sentence. Not that this really comes close. I mean is she holding out for some type of imagined career? Why is she resisting? Oh yeah, because it would be a marriage to Justin Timberlake.
Anyway, Jessica gave an interview to Marie Claire. Not here in the US though. Nope she gave it to the UK version. She thinks they are more intelligent. Yeah, that should be a Jessica Biel criteria. Jessica was asked about marriage and babies and all of that stuff.
"I tell you, I have so many friends having babies and getting married, and they just want to put me where they are so we can go to nursery together and stuff. I'm like, 'Noooooo!' I'm resisting. I kind of go back and forth about marriage and kids. I feel like, if it's an organic way for me and the right time in my life, then, yeah. If it's right, it'll be right -- but, at this moment, that seems completely foreign."
Well sure it sounds foreign because
