It Would Have Been Hard To Tuck It Under
Apparently Brooke Hogan decided that she has a chance at a career. Well, at least her agent must be really good to convince her of that. For some reason which was probably the amount of money being offered, Brooke Hogan turned down the opportunity to pose nude in Playboy thus depriving millions of tranny fans from seeing their hero in the buff. Her publicist said, "Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It's not out of the question for the future, but we'll have to see."
What that PR mumbo jumbo translates to is that Brooke wanted more than $39.64 to take her clothes off. Hell, she spends more than that each day on self-tanner, and besides, she's daddy's little girl, and he doesn't like sharing. I think that holding out for more money is probably not her best option. She is at the peak of her fifteen minutes right now and there really is no place for her to go but down. What does she think she is going to do for the next 20 years or so? Does she really think she is going to be an actress or singer? Does she think she can milk 20 years of reality programming out of her life? No one gives a crap about her or Playboy would have offered her more money. Hell, Playboy makes offers to people everyday which are routinely turned down. You just don't hear about them because those celebrities are not desperate enough for publicity that they have to make a statement to that effect.
What that PR mumbo jumbo translates to is that Brooke wanted more than $39.64 to take her clothes off. Hell, she spends more than that each day on self-tanner, and besides, she's daddy's little girl, and he doesn't like sharing. I think that holding out for more money is probably not her best option. She is at the peak of her fifteen minutes right now and there really is no place for her to go but down. What does she think she is going to do for the next 20 years or so? Does she really think she is going to be an actress or singer? Does she think she can milk 20 years of reality programming out of her life? No one gives a crap about her or Playboy would have offered her more money. Hell, Playboy makes offers to people everyday which are routinely turned down. You just don't hear about them because those celebrities are not desperate enough for publicity that they have to make a statement to that effect.
oooh nasty Ent ...you must be out of crackers LOL...perhaps she didn't want her brother's former cell mates getting a look for free @
ReplyDeletewtf are those nonpants supposed to be about? she gives white trash a bad name.
ReplyDeletePlayboy sure isn't what it used to be.
ReplyDeleteBH is the perfect example of what happens when your dad takes anabolic steroids during procreation.
ReplyDeleteand your mother bleaches her hair during pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteY'know, I feel bad for her when people call her a transsexual ("couldn't tuck it"). She's mannish looking, yes, but she looks like her mom more than anything.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Playboy lowballed the offer because their focus groups told them that it was a low-priority.
Isn't Playboy on the edge of going under? She may not have a chance to pose in the future...
ReplyDeleteIsn't Playboy on the edge of going under?
ReplyDeleteputting her ass in it ought to push it off the edge right into the abyss.
Probably she decline the offer once she posed nude we would see she is Really a man LOL LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a minute to get what's she's doing with her jeans here... good lawd, what a dumbass...
ReplyDeleteHey Brooke; why not just wear the underwear/fishnets alone??? go for the gusto... it doesn't make ur attempt to show ur cooch any less sleazy, so...
just sayin.
I swear, I can't tell Brooke and her mom apart, and that's a COMPLIMENT to her mother!!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's my theory on why I think Brookie turned Playboy down: Hustler paid her MORE to keep her clothes ON and save everybody heartburn!!!!!!!!
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boy, she is a big girl. But calling her a transsexual is really mean. It can't be easy having giant tree trunks for legs. I heard her interviewed on Howard Stern, and she doesn't seem to be incredibly awful, but maybe not so smart. She should take the dollars while she can, cause the future.....well, I think I see Vegas lounge. and not the good kind.
ReplyDeleteshe looks like the hulk with her mama's face and same colour dye number. Brook or Brody?
ReplyDeleteWhat the HELL is she wearing?????
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