Remember that Jessica Simpson movie flop? No, not that one. No, not that one either. Umm, yeah. Not that one either. Yes, that one. Major Movie Star. The one that had the one night showing in Texas for Jessica and the people she paid to be there. Anyway, that film opened in Russia last weekend at #1. When it opened at #1 it dropped I Know Who Killed Me down to #2 thus ending the 65 week reign of that film in the top spot.
The movie next opens in Bulgaria where it is expected to dethrone Glitter from its five year hold on the top spot.
Thanks Mooshki.
i really don't think this is good for foreign relations.
ReplyDeleteROFL @ Molly
ReplyDeleteNow THIS is really funny!!
ReplyDeleteAn Enty shout-out, woo! He likes me, he really likes me! Okay, enough with the Sally Field-ness.
ReplyDeleteThere's definitely something fishy going on here. What are the odds that the Simpson family are actually Russian moles, planted decades ago to bring down our culture through viral vapid-ness? The Russian people were ordered by the government to see this to help keep Operation Empty going.
Maybe the Russians are simply more masochistic than we are. Or love a good crash and burn as much as we do. Hell, they'll even pay to see it. Americans wont because we get it too often for free.
ReplyDeleteFeel sorry for them having to watch Bimbo Jessica, Mariah and Lindsey.
ReplyDeleteDo they get all the flop movies as punishment for some reason?
sylvia, maybe it's a government plot to make them all ill.
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ReplyDeleteThey have the same taste in films as we do. I betting they saw it as a comedy, or went just to leer at her boobs. What else is there?
ReplyDeleteI could've sworn that this was news a long time back. Or was that another Jessica Simpson flop? Either that or I can predict the future.. oooowweeeeeooooohhhhwwoooooo
ReplyDeleteI thought we were over the Cold War and inflicting pain on our Soviet enemies? I feel so sorry for the Russian people for this, maybe we can send them Madonna as an apology?
ReplyDeletelol@rhianna
ReplyDeleteThis really isn't a joke?
ReplyDeleteI guess it's all in the translation. Maybe they're pulling a What's Up Tiger Lily - making up a story to go with the actions. Great old Woody Allen movie.
... oh YA... this 'MAJOR MOVIE STAR' flick was SUPPOSED TO BE a Brittany Anne Murphy "movie"... in 2003 when Her Acting "career" wasn't 'DEAD' yet like *it is* now.
ReplyDeletei guess i better go check out f*ckitimstartingablog when i have time :)
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