I'll Buy It Baby

I know it happens everyday between actors and their girlfriends, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite in a way, but it is so funny to see Cameron Diaz rushing around to buy a house so she and Paul Sculfor can have a place of their own. I mean what has this guy done really? He doesn't do anything but try and latch onto women who can take care of him. He tried and struck out with Jennifer Aniston who is as stingy with money as anyone I have ever heard about. Apparently Paul either wasn't getting enough gifts or was asking for too many because it ended.

So, with nothing better to do he wanders from party to party until he finds Cameron Diaz. A few false promises and fake I love you's later, she is out looking for houses for them. According to the Daily Express in the UK, Cameron looked at a bunch of places and then brought Paul along to look at two. I mean what does it even matter what he thinks. She is the one buying the place and she is the one who will be selling it when she finally wises up.

Do I wish them the best? Hell yes, I wish them the best. I am a romantic at heart. I think you have to have a sense of optimism when you are living with your parents well past middle age. I mean if you were a negative sort in my position you would probably mope around the basement all night drinking and eating and making a mess of yourself. Umm. Forget that last part and just stick with the romantic.

Can you imagine the conversation they had when looking at it? "I don't know Cameron. I mean my $200 a month is not going to go very far in this place."