I Guess I Could Write About Her

Sometimes I think about writing about someone, but then as I ponder the idea in my head the only ever place I see it going is straight to the gutter. I try and keep things family friendly. OK, a family that consists primarily of teenagers and above, but I do try. So, when I read Brooke Hogan's celebrity page on MySpace, I had an idea, but all I could think of was making a joke about how she wanted Nick home from jail because Daddy wasn't rubbing oil in the right place anymore. I know, I know. And yes, I do read those celebrity pages just so you don't have to. Brooke's this time actually sounded it was written with someone with an education so obviously she didn't do it.

Her whole blog is about her Nicky coming home early and how he is like her best friend. Not actually her best friend, but kind of like her best friend. Umm, he's your brother. Just say, he is my brother and I have missed him. The whole best friends thing then starts wondering if it is a friends with benefits thing and again, we start slowly sliding down that slope to the gutter.

I will say one thing about what she wrote. At least she didn't try and hide the negative stuff.

"There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible, terrible things on us and say the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts.

"I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story or how much we really, really love John. It's really sad because we're not bad people. We're just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family."

The part above is the part that seems like someone with a brain wrote it, but I will say that at least she didn't try and pretend that no one has said anything bad to her. I hate when celebrities say that everyone is on their side. No, they aren't and she admits it, so she gets some kudos for that. And, she is also right that we don't know the whole story, but what I at least have seen and heard from her family does not indicate to me any kind of love for John or his family at all, and so I don't blame anyone for laying into Brooke.

Finally, Brooke decided to do my least favorite thing. She is going to cook for Nicky. Yep, she said the c word. Apparently Nick has only been getting beef and potatoes in jail so she is going to fix him something special. Mac & Cheese. I kid you not. Yeah, I want Mac & Cheese out of a box cooked by my annoying sister after spending 8 months in jail. What he should do is go spend about the next two weeks sitting next to John, but I bet he doesn't even go visit unless someone makes him.