God I Love Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is a blogger's dream. Not so much that she is out drinking and drugging, but the fact that she is so damn high and mighty about it. Especially the high part. Tell me again what she got that DUI for? Was it for smoking pot or was it just drinking? I really can't remember, but I do know she said she gave up drinking and we know that to now be a lie. She also said she is reformed and would never do drugs. Well according to the people who took that photo, that is Mischa smoking a joint a store opening. A store opening by the way A. Reader that you should have been at. Just a little note because I know she's reading. Hey, she got sick, but she is better now. It happens.

How desperate do you have to be for a joint that you scrounge up some seeds from the bottom of your purse or from your belly button just to have 30 seconds of fun? Come on Mischa. At least if you are going to get your smoke on, do it right. Make people proud of you. Stop by Snoop's house and ask him to roll you one. All you are doing by smoking that little roach is to show people you are either so poor you will take what someone else throws on the ground or you can't go five minutes without any. Oh, and if you blames the vodka you might want to cut back on all those shots you drank. I'm surprised you had the dexterity to roll anything. But hey, at least she didn't drive. I think.