According to the folks over at The Enquirer who, in my opinion blew the Jamie Lynn Spears story, but who I still have great affection for are reporting that Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley are dunzo. Is that word? When did it become appropriate to put z's in the place of the letter s all the time. I'm really waiting for that day when the US starts spelling boys, as "boyz." Anyway, apparently Deryck sobered up or got off his meds or something because he realized that maybe he and Avril are not right for each other. Is she ever right for anyone at anytime?
The Enquirer says he is partying too much because his career is for crap. Well, her career is not exactly rolling along either. I don't know how many more years she can get away with those tweener bubble gum pop songs of hers, but whatever. The Enquirer also said that Deryck had been spotted a club holding some woman's hand. Yep, that is a sure sign of infidelity and a breakup in a marriage. The hand holding. That's why no one wanted to do Hands Across America.
With Avril gone on a world tour, Deryck had no one to turn to except his friends and a bottle. Hey, that sounds like my life. Lucky for Deryck, Avril Lavigne has money so he probably won't have to move back home and live in the basement with his parents. Oh, and update on that. Moving out soon. Yep, and it isn't a halfway house or anything. It actually as a four walls and, gasp, windows.