Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?


23 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:24 AM

    That's gross.

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  2. All of them? (LOL, sorry, couldn't help it.)

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  3. Anonymous9:43 AM

    Amy Crackhouse-and I'm guessing that her hair probably smells just as bad, if not worse!!

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  4. Ooooh, I'm going with Amy on this too. Have you ever smelled a crackhead? It's not pretty...

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  5. seriously, how can it NOT be Winehouse?
    She just LOOKS smelly, the droopy beehive postiche, the bad Wet'n Wild makeup covered scabs, those dirty fingers *shudders*, ugh, those dirty fingers... YUCK!
    And don't get me started on her tattered ballet slippers. Does she just wear a pair until they disintegrate off her feet of their own will?

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  6. Anonymous11:22 AM

    lol@jewels

    Does Amy W. have AIDS??

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  7. It's M.I.A.
    My sister met her once and told me she smells VERY sweaty.

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  8. Anonymous11:42 AM

    MIA isn't a female singer, she's more of a DJ. She's also not a tabloid staple and the Daily Mirror would rather pick on peeps like Amy. And she doesnt have an entourage.

    LOL@ "poor" entourage. Poor my ass. They're an entourage which means they aint doing shit. Not gonna feel sorry for them.

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  9. Does Amy still have an entourage?

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  10. Bad Fish you have no idea what you are talking about. Yes, she IS a singer, not a DJ. Yes she does have an entourage.

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  11. M.I.A is very much a singer. I agree that she's usually not in the tabloids that much but she did kind of cross over with "Paper Planes". I think it's her, because if it were Amy Winehouse, they'd just say so. Noone would be shocked.

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  12. lily allen? unlike winehouse, she's actually cutting an album and doing appearances at the moment.

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  13. Thanks, SDrew. I'll go with MIA, too.

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  14. Anonymous5:13 PM

    I'm willing to wager that Dusty Springfield doesn't smell much like anything anymore.

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  15. Gross. Whoever it is should start swigging liquid chlorophyll - it's an internal deodorizer. You can get it peppermint flavored.

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  16. How about Duffy with all that arm-waving she does.

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  17. Actually, some of Amy's "entourage" sound like they may actually be kind of good for her. They've been friends for a while, I guess. They've tried to get her healthier, but she just won't listen to them.

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