Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which couple are hiding a rather unorthodox sex secret? Both prefer the same sex and use their "showmance" purely to rake in lucrative advertising deals...


19 comments:

  1. WOW this could be any celebrity couple... lol
    If it were the States I would say Zac and Vanessa/Justin and Jessica

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  2. I'm gonna go with Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy because I just see that ridiculous Lotto advert.. and it would explain why she stayed with him after the 'cheating with a hairdresser thing'

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  3. This could really be any of them--
    how about Paris & Benji?

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  4. I have a feeling its a British couple. How about Keira Knightley and whoever she is with?

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  6. I think x nailed it. Peter Andre sounds like a drag queen name.

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  7. Oops, I deleted my comment. Ya, Jordan and Peter Andre are huge in the UK and they have a reality show.

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  8. Katie (Jordan) Price and her husband (forget his name).

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  9. Though why anyone wants either of the two to advertise anything is beyond me.

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  10. Well Katie has a pile of money on her own.. she doesn't really need advertising deals does she?

    But then again I suppose the Cole's make a lot of money too...

    How about Colleen and Wayne Rooney? Both of their careers would be down the toliet if it came out..

    Katie and Peter on the other hand.. think it might help.

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  11. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Too bad it's not Will and Jada.

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  12. Peter Andre LOOKS like a drag queen.

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  13. Posh and Becks jumped to mind. They having been doing a TON of deals. Beck's Sharpie deal for one example. And Posh is working with some designer.

    So yea, this is solved. Besides David has the voice of a gay guy. And Posh was in the Spice Girls - you can't tell me that all those women were straight at a ruler.

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  14. I don't think its Posh and Becks.

    With so much spotlight on their private lives, they would have been outed by now. When he had that affair with that Dutch lady, the news spread like wildfire.

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  15. think it could be kelly brook and danny cipriani.

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  16. So yea, this is solved. Besides David has the voice of a gay guy. And Posh was in the Spice Girls - you can't tell me that all those women were straight at a ruler.

    What a stupid thing to say. SOME gay guys have effeminate voices but not all. And Beck's doesn't have a "gay sounding" voice (I assume you mean effeminate). He is just English and quietly spoken. Man, you are an idiot.

    The blind could be absolutely any celebrity couple from Becks and Posh to Zac and Vanessa. It could be Cheryl and Ashley because they are about as fake as Sarah Palin's smile.

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  17. I love Sarah Palin's smile. She's a gorgeous Caribou Barbie too. Stop the woman hatred. Or pick it up about Michelle Obama fistbumping like a heathen on crack.

    Zanessa sures sounds like this BI.

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  18. Jamie's Girl, I think you're confusing sexism with racism there.

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