Apparently while on the road doing press for High School Musical Part 48 or whatever they are up to Vanessa Hudgens has been running out of things to say. At this point they have to be pandering to 10 year olds because no one else would ever believe they could still be in high school. At this age they would have already gone out and got their GED's and been living at home while working at Denny's.
Anyway, back to Vanessa. Her latest talking point. See? You like how I did that? It is political season so have to throw in those buzz words. Vanessa has been name dropping Tom Cruise for much of the last week as part of her talking points by saying how sweet he is and nice.
“He was so sweet and such a nice guy…He is an amazing guy and I look up to him.”
Well, if you are looking up to him then you must be shorter than you look. I think the reason he took such a shine to Vanessa is that he had some questions about her relationship with Zac. Yeah, you think I am going to go there don't you? No, I wouldn't do that. It is Columbus Day here today and Thanksgiving in Canada. Do you think I would speculate about that? We could speculate about him lining up replacements for Katie though. Oh, it will happen eventually. I mean according to the tabloids, Katie wants to stay in New York and have Tom be on the other side of the country. When Tom Cruise is nice to someone I always get the feeling that he is just doing it to recruit them, and for no other reason. When he pulls over to the side of the road to help a stranded motorist, I feel like he is doing it for his ego and to make people grateful enough they will drop in for a free stress test.
I'm surprised Tom even knew who Vanessa was. Hell, he probably didn't. According to Vanessa, Victoria Beckham introduced them to each other. Another name drop, although she did not indicate that she and Victoria were friends. Maybe Victoria offered up Vanessa as some kind of sacrifice to Tom so he would stop calling David and Victoria. I could see that.
Anyway, back to Vanessa. Her latest talking point. See? You like how I did that? It is political season so have to throw in those buzz words. Vanessa has been name dropping Tom Cruise for much of the last week as part of her talking points by saying how sweet he is and nice.
“He was so sweet and such a nice guy…He is an amazing guy and I look up to him.”
Well, if you are looking up to him then you must be shorter than you look. I think the reason he took such a shine to Vanessa is that he had some questions about her relationship with Zac. Yeah, you think I am going to go there don't you? No, I wouldn't do that. It is Columbus Day here today and Thanksgiving in Canada. Do you think I would speculate about that? We could speculate about him lining up replacements for Katie though. Oh, it will happen eventually. I mean according to the tabloids, Katie wants to stay in New York and have Tom be on the other side of the country. When Tom Cruise is nice to someone I always get the feeling that he is just doing it to recruit them, and for no other reason. When he pulls over to the side of the road to help a stranded motorist, I feel like he is doing it for his ego and to make people grateful enough they will drop in for a free stress test.
I'm surprised Tom even knew who Vanessa was. Hell, he probably didn't. According to Vanessa, Victoria Beckham introduced them to each other. Another name drop, although she did not indicate that she and Victoria were friends. Maybe Victoria offered up Vanessa as some kind of sacrifice to Tom so he would stop calling David and Victoria. I could see that.
Never hurts to kiss up. Maybe she needed some cash and $cientology came a callin', looking for a good quote.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Gay Cruise and Barbie Posh want to be around a kid that age when all she has done are those high school movies nothing else.
ReplyDeleteWho in Hollywood doesn't name-drop? Seriously.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's making herself available to be Tom's next wife.
ReplyDeleteno no no no no NO! this could be bad. If tom manages to recruit her and zac can you imagine how many tweens would want to be scientologists? a scary thought.
ReplyDeletenot a famous adrian- lol, I like that one (eerily rings true, too!)
ReplyDeletethe whole HSM crew must be on specific contract-lockdown. They are all so boring of late. no sex tapes, no rehab (yet), no reported bitching...just BI's on Zac
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V1.....RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY!!!! Before you end up tits deep in XENU and Zac is freaking out after one too man purif rundowns and is wandering the streets dressed in a red loincloth, bandoleer and hookerboots thinking he is ZED from Zardoz and babbling about the "Gun is good", the penis is evil.
ReplyDelete"maybe victoria offered up vannessa as some kind of sacrifice so he would stop calling david and victoria"....
ReplyDeleteenty, that was freaking awesome!
Adrian, my first thought, too. "He's f*cking Zac Efron..." Okay, I'll stop.
ReplyDeleteHe's NOT f*cking Zac Efron! He's simply "putting ethics into" him.
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay... tomaytah, toMAHtah.