I hate when stars say they wish or they are going to do something. Latest example is Tila Tequila who says that she wishes she could be friends with Amy Winehouse and also join her, whatever the hell that means. Is that code speak for do her? Join her in a drunken, drug fueled downward spiral? Is that what you want? Well whatever you want to do with her, do it. Don't go running off the mouth to some camera or microphone saying that you want to be Amy's friend and hope that somehow she lifts her head long enough from the crack pipe to hear you.
If you want to be friends with her and join her and have that ambition in life, then get on a plane with your slutty girlfriend go to Amy 's house and knock on her f**king door. It isn't like she isn't home because she always is. It isn't like she never answers the door, because she does. And hey, you are Tila Tequila right? You are so famous that Amy probably has your poster on her wall and your MySpace photos as her screen saver. So go there Tila and when Amy opens the door holding her pipe, what are you going to say? "Hi, I want to be your friend. Can I join you?" See how ridiculous that sounds. So shut up.
Now, Tila is not the only one, just the one who got me this morning. "I want to go help kids in Africa, or the Sudan." Then go do it. Don't just say shit, do shit. You have the money, you have the time, go do it. Don't day you want to do this and want to do that to cameras like you are about to go do it, because you know you aren't and next month you will have some f**ked up excuse why you didn't.
I bet Amy would even give her a popcicle if she knocks on her door.
ReplyDeletethis reminds me.....i hate when someone does something nice (like charity work or some random act of kindness) and then feels the need to tell everyone. if your intent is to garner attention it is less meaningful.
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS rant! Nicely done. :)
ReplyDeleteyeah, what captivagirl said. when they told you not to hide your light under a bushel, they didn't mean all your good deeds.
ReplyDeleteExactly, Captiva.
ReplyDeleteOh how I hate this chick. She looks like the damn female gremlin but not green and she says the dumbest things. "I want to go help kids in Africa, or the Sudan." Someone tell this chick that Sudan is in Africa. She needs to stop worrying about helping someone and help herself by picking up a book and reading, well thats if she can read words other then Tequila,Coke and Valtrex.
ReplyDeleteanybody remember when billy ray cyrus wanted britney spears the mess to come stay with them so he could help her straighten out her life?
ReplyDeletehindsight, y'all??
if i was in london, i probably would.
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