Well It Won't Be About Her Towels

Mariah Carey is a little scared right now. No, Nick Cannon didn't escape from his leash so don't worry about that. What she is actually worried about is her former record producer Damion Young who worked with Mariah for four years is writing a tell-all-book. My first response is that if you were Mariah's record producer for four years and need to make money from a tell-all book you must have a serious drug, gambling, or ex-wife problem. There is no way he should need the money, but I'm glad he does.

I don't think it's going to be a book about her fastidious toilet habits or towel fetishes. In the proposal the NY Post obtained, the book will discuss their four year personal relationship and what they worked diligently to disguise from the world's press. Well you know it isn't something like a dick, so to me that leaves drugs, pregnancies, a broken fingernail. I really don't know.

Whatever it is though, Mariah is pretty pissed and plenty worried and his turned her lawyers loose. They needed something to do after putting Nick in his cage and telling him where to sign. Mariah's people are saying that Damion has signed confidentiality agreements and should honor them. I'm not so sure that is going to work in this case, and in any event, no matter what happens to the book, the stories will make their way out. Ooooh, I know. Mariah Carey is Xenu. That would be a good one.