Victoria Beckham Is Xenuphobic
With my luck Xenuphobic won't mean afraid of Xenu and Scientology but in fact will mean something like afraid to have sex with less than ten people at once and I will get sued for calling her that. Anyway, according to the most reliable source in the world, a star with a grudge, Kelly Osbourne had this to say about when she saw Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez talking during Fashion Week,
"I know it's not my place to say... but I've never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life," she remarked. "They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a s***ty bit of toilet paper!"
Well there could be plenty of reasons for this. It is the start of the cold and flu season and so barely touching someone may be your extra protection. Another logical reason is that Jennifer is married to Marc Anthony and presumably whatever cooties have invaded his body have also taken over Jennifer Lopez. I think you would agree with me that there is no one on this great earth who wants anything that Marc Anthony has or to wish his skeletor look on your worst enemy. Denise Richards excluded.
What I think is probably the most probable reason is that Victoria and David were heavily recruited for Scientology and they turned it down. Notice that Tom and Katie are never around anymore. Oh sure, Tom will show up in a box at a soccer game, but I think that is because David is too nice of a guy to say no. If Tom asked Victoria though, I think the answer would be completely different. Jennifer is the emissary, Victoria doesn't want it. Fake niceties ensue, and Kelly Osbourne gets some attention. It really is a win/win unless of course Victoria was holding a piece of s**tty toilet paper.
"I know it's not my place to say... but I've never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life," she remarked. "They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a s***ty bit of toilet paper!"
Well there could be plenty of reasons for this. It is the start of the cold and flu season and so barely touching someone may be your extra protection. Another logical reason is that Jennifer is married to Marc Anthony and presumably whatever cooties have invaded his body have also taken over Jennifer Lopez. I think you would agree with me that there is no one on this great earth who wants anything that Marc Anthony has or to wish his skeletor look on your worst enemy. Denise Richards excluded.
What I think is probably the most probable reason is that Victoria and David were heavily recruited for Scientology and they turned it down. Notice that Tom and Katie are never around anymore. Oh sure, Tom will show up in a box at a soccer game, but I think that is because David is too nice of a guy to say no. If Tom asked Victoria though, I think the answer would be completely different. Jennifer is the emissary, Victoria doesn't want it. Fake niceties ensue, and Kelly Osbourne gets some attention. It really is a win/win unless of course Victoria was holding a piece of s**tty toilet paper.
