Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Today's Blind Items

You can add drug dealer to the list of accomplishments of this "porn" celebutard. Apparently though, he makes even celebrities pay for it much to the chagrin of this allegedly clean, home team B- film and television actress who spent much of Friday night trying to convince our tard that she was good for the money, and was even willing to play for the other team on film if he could see his way into giving her some. They weren't seen leaving together, so apparently he wasn't interested. Unlike him, but possible. Would be a big money maker.


43 comments:

  1. Nope, not Malkovich. :)

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  2. (Rick Salomon & ???)

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  3. Oooh, Michelle Rodriguez was hanging out with Salomon on Friday night.

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  4. good one Mooshkie. I was thinking Simon Rex or Joe Francis.

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  5. naf adrian i was thinking joe francis, too. is he still in jail?

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  6. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Salomon having plenty of coke would explain the wedding to Pam Anderson.

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  7. Rick Salomon or Joe Francis. Have no clue on the actress. I'll need to think on that one.

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  8. dn - good point...

    my first thought was Francis as I just saw something about him....

    i dunno...these blinds are starting to all run together...

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  9. im going with Ray J and some skank.

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  10. Joe Francis, and Heigle? LOL

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  11. Molly-- I believe he is on the loose again.


    I think we should throw Affleck in as a guess.

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  12. If this is indeed Saloman and the actress is Michelle Rodriguez, I am not at all surprised by the "same team" comment. I always thought she was a lesbian.

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  13. Is Michelle Rodriguez really B- film and tv? I'm not too sure.

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  14. Sara Gilbert for the actress?

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  15. would the other team for sara gilbert be a man, since she's lesbian? ;-P

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  16. Ray J and Lindsay HOhan!!!

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  17. Immediately thought of Solomon.

    Michelle Rodriguez is an interesting guess. I would say b- film & television actress... wasn't she in fast and the furious (franchise) and she was on Lost (only one of the biggest TV shows ever).

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  18. lol my first thought was Lilo and Calum Best

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  19. My first thoughts were someone from "Friday Night Lights" -

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  20. joe francis is on pre trial release in his tax case that got moved to la- they get pretty up in your ass in terms of monitoring drug consumption. i guess he could sell but not use, but i'm thinking not joe france.

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  21. Simon Rex, he was or is in porn.

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  22. First thought was Salomon. Francis is a good guess too.

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  23. ray j. he is a drug dealer. he may have wanted some penis for the night though.

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  24. Mooshki: "Michelle Rodriguez was hanging out with Salomon on Friday night."

    She bats for the home team. I think this is it.

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  25. i thought joe francis considering the fact that the girl was willing to do girl on girl which ggw is really into.

    but simon rex used to do gay porn and he talks about coke all the time with the dirt nasty persona he has. he also did a parody of that kate perry song.


    i was thinking britnay snow for the b- or mischa barton.

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  26. Joe Francis and Jennifer Aniston. She is friends with him.

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  27. Simon Rex did solo porn aimed at a gay audience.

    I think its either Mischa Barton or Lindsay Lohan.

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  28. I instantly thought Brandon Davis. Definition of celebutard and one of the blind reveals as that he was trying to sell sex tapes of him and two socialites.

    I agree with Rodriguez, she has been in jail and rehab. And an out lesbian.

    Plus she has been killed off Lost and no Fast and Furious 7 anytime soon, so she might be low on cash.

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  29. Lindsay Lohan for the actress. Lindsay is allegedly clean, low on cash (flies business class), and has been known to play for both teams. Her tape would definitely be a big money maker. Whoever the porn guy was is a fool to turn her down.

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  30. One of the Davises was my first thought, but they don't do homemade porn.

    I think Mooshki is spot on: Salomon and Rodriguez.

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  31. LiLo isn't a TV actress though, or has minimal TV credits that wouldn't put her on any list. Also, I think there would have been some mention of her A-list name recognition.

    Rodriguez will reportedly be making some appearances on Lost this year.

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  32. Rick Solomon & Lindsay Lohan

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  33. And I say it's Mooshki for the win. Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian but she's NOT out. Kristanna Loken was her girlfriend for awhile and when The Advocate interviewed her, she intimated that she and Michelle were lovers. But Michelle and she broke up shortly after that and then Michelle posted something on her MySpace page that was the usual b.s. of stars in the closet--blah, blah, my private life is private, blah blah, not saying one way or the other, blah blah, none of your business...just take photos of me and don't ask me to say anything that I don't want to say.

    Welcome to fame, Michelle. Here yesterday and now it's lost, fast and furious.

    Playing for the other team means het sex. Playing for the home team means gay. Michelle, according to her, plays for a team but it's up to you to figure out which.

    Funny how you never hear straight stars refusing to comment on their sexuality. Of course, there are plenty of gay stars who comment dishonestly (cough, cough, Will and his little friend, the GMD)but that's another subject.

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  34. I like the Rex guess!! That was my very first thought!! I'm late tonight!!!! Damn D. Nasty!!

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  35. Obvs, Joe Francis. But he doesn't give anything away for free. You play, you pay. You definitely sell your soul to the devil with him, but the devil is compromised here. I would say Lohan. I think Rodriguez could get it for free or pay for it. Lilo is known to be flat ass broke and busted.

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  36. ... what... *this one* isn't Brittany (the *drugged-up* WH0RE w/ the 'DEAD' acting "career") Murphy? I'm "shocked". ?:o

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  37. KFed & Jennifer Aniston.

    ROTFLMAO! Sorry...just had to do that. That's one of my all-time favorite rumors. Although...she DOES have a wee bit of a blow problem...

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  38. If Michelle is that concerned about keeping her sex life private, she shouldn't have allowed herself (TWICE) to be filmed obviously enjoying lapdances from female strippers. :) I was proud of Kristanna for being out and open. I used to be disappointed in Michelle for not being out, but after seeing the 'minivan' reaction to Katy Perry singing her song on SYTYCD, I understand better why people stay in the closet. I always underestimate the degree of homophobia out there. :(

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  39. @Laura: Michelle Rodriguez is indeed in the reboot of The Fast and the Furious reboot due out next summer (and she looks hot, as does Paul Walker. Vin Diesel has lost all his flavor, though). The teaser trailer looks wicked good, but then I'm biased because I love that kind of shit!

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  40. Anonymous3:12 AM

    Wasn't Ray-J kicked out of a hotel recently because he and his entourage had a large assortment of drugs?
    Also, he really lives the high-life, yet I've never heard that their sex tape sold all that many. I can see him dealing on the side to maintain his luxurious lifestyle.

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