Score One For Carrie

When you are Carrie Underwood and don't have many friends it allows you to spend a great deal of time thinking, or looking in a mirror. If you have even half of a brain, it also allows you to come up with zingers like the one she just sent to Jessica Simpson. I don't know if Carrie came up with it or her friend or her publicist, but it actually made me laugh out loud which is something stars usually do only when they do something fun, like get arrested.

So, when Carrie saw the People Magazine cover of Jessica Simpson above, she had the following to say about it to OK! Magazine. "It’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

Nice. You know that one made Jessica cry a little bit. It is also true. I don't know about the fat thing because, as you know, unless you are Val Kilmer, I don't notice fat. I do notice dumb, goofy smiles though, and professions of love. You know who you have to feel sorry for here is Tony Romo. Not only is he dating one of the ten dumbest celebrities, but you know she is just calling him up constantly and bugging him. Doesn't Jessica seem like the call every five minutes kind of person? She probably calls him when she or her dog does anything of any significance.

"Honey, the dog just sat down. Isn't that so cool. Do you love me? Do you? Do you still talk to Carrie? Do people at the football thingy talk about me? What do they say? Oh, I have to go, Daddy wants to take some nudes."

Oh, and Jessica. A little side note. Yes, I know Dusty Springfield is dead. However, her ghost told me that she would much appreciate the fact that while she knows she cannot stop you from butchering her songs when you sing them, that perhaps you could at least get her name correct. For such a big fan, you seem to have a tough time with her name. It is not Daisy, or Doozey or whatever other name you came up with in the past week.