Random Photos Part One

A warning. There is a photo of a cake which may or may not contain a photo of actual nipples. It could also be candies strategically placed to look like nipples. Just tell your boss they are prunes.

Some very random groupings of people today. Here is Dave Matthews, John Mellencamp, Willie Nelson and Neil Young. Umm, sure, I'll buy a ticket.


Mario Batali and Gwyneth we have seen before. Throw in a Bono sighting though and you have a random photo. See how easy this is. Hell this practically writes itself.
Yet one more. Lukas Haas, Ben Jelen, John Starks and Matthew Modine.
Another reason why it sucks to be Jennifer Tisdale. It is her birthday and the party was billed as "Ashley Tisdale helps celebrate her sister's birthday." Damn. Show the woman some love.
A woman who gets all the love she can presumably handle is Cate Blanchett.
I don't think that Elizabeth Hasselbeck has ever been in the photos. Snarked upon in a regular post? Sure. But not just in the photos.
A first timer today in Dylan Bruce.
As well as Van Hansis. Yep, that's his name. I'm sure he has heard them all before. Probably still has issues with his parents also. Probably thought it was cute.
In case you wanted to see what Prince Albert's girlfriend looks like. I didn't see him, so he must still be in the can. Quick, someone go make a phone call.
And to think Carmen Electra was actually paid for this.
Jamie Gomes. Happy 18th birthday. Here's some porn.

Guess what band Jerry Dixon is in. When you have to walk around with a big ass Warrant tattoo and a sleeveless shirt to show it off, you know he doesn't get the groupie action he used to.
Jakob Dylan - Manchester, NH
The looks like oral sex photo of the day. I'm guessing Spencer doesn't see this much very often. At least from girls.
Faker - Sydney
A little Pushing Up Daisies press event. I know all of you love the show.

Like you expected to see Pierce Brosnan and Gavin Rossdale hanging out.
Hello Miranda Kaha.
Apparently this is some bad ass new Italian bike so a bunch of Italian celebrities gathered around it grunting like a Tim Allen standup special.
It's Linda Papadopoulos. Never have seen her at any event, and then she shows up at the UK premiere of the new Thomas film.

The Pretenders - Manchester, NH

Apparently Solange Knowles thinks there might be a brawl at the Armani fashion show.
Steve Earle - Manchester, NH
Snoop Dogg - Amsterdam
It happened. Suri Cruise walking and not being physically touched by a parent. This is more rare than Pamela Anderson sleeping alone.