Random Photos Part One

I think there is probably some unwritten Blogger rule that if Desmond Tutu comes to your town and walks a red carpet that you are required to put him at the top of the photos. Heck, he deserves to be at the top, red carpet or not.
Yeah, I could go there, but I won't. I mean he could go there too, but he would have to jump. Is that a cell phone camera in his hand?The person with the longest legs in the world meets the shortest man in the world.
Well, I think we should all be hoping that Amy Poehler's baby takes forever to come into this world because when the baby does arrive, Amy is departing SNL, never to return.
Two straight events, and Ben Stiller has yet to really crack a smile. Nice suit though.

I know, I know. I'm a straight male with a Krispy Kreme fetish, but yet, I do know that at least three of my divorces were a direct result of my wives spending too much money on shoes. I'm probably wrong, but this is Britney yesterday.
And this is Britney last year. Same shoes? As much as she goes out, you would think she would find the time to buy a new pair.
I think I tore something just looking at these photos.
The sad thing is, both of the people above I believe were just auditioning. They are not even actually in this circus.
Diane Lane looks amazing as always.

Dane Cook may not be funny, but I will admit he is a good looking guy. He can't act either though, so we really need to find a profession he could excel at.
Perhaps he could be the new gigolo for Jocelyn Wildenstein who used to be Catwoman, and is apparently trying to transform into an actual cat.
I'm surprised her boy toy can even stand, because if I were him, I would have needed about 20 of those mojitos before I would be taking her back to her place no matter how much she was paying me.

Josh Lucas, because hey, it's Josh Lucas.

Last time Jack Black wore this jacket I made some crack about birds crapping on it, but at night, it looks kind of cool.
The newlyweds this time actually acted like newlyweds on the red carpet. There was even tongue.
I think this is the first time I have ever seen Gwyneth Paltrow show any kind of affection to any human being.
Wasn't she in The Funeral or something like that with David Schwimmer? And didn't they have a thing for each other? Yeah, that's probably why it made $4.

I'm tired of Robert Downey Jr. photos also, but at least I didn't post any of Anne Hathaway who did a one woman red carpet at her premiere, or Kate Hudson at her premiere. Besides, I wanted to have one photo of Robert without the stache.

Richard Dean Anderson is amongst the living again.
Priscilla in London. How do they walk in those shoes?
Doing more charity work. Who thinks Nicole would be doing it if Joel wasn't pushing her?
Lea Thompson, her husband, and daughter.
Just because I like Vanessa Williams and America and don't get tired of looking at them.

For those of you not in the US, you should consider yourself lucky. For the past year, everytime I turn on the radio, I have to listen to Tanya Roberts extol the virtue of a timeshare company in Vegas. I used to like her until those commercials. Now, I cringe whenever I hear her name. I hope she got paid a lot, but she probably just got 3 days and 2 nights in a condo on the strip with a free show. Can you say high roller baby?
Stevie Wonder - Rotterdam
When action stars get puffy.
Man I want to look like Richard Gere at his age. Instead, I will probably look like the Staypuff Marshmallow Man.