Random Photos Part One - Extra Snarky - Seriously

Have to start with this photo because it is the epitome of Random Photos. Where else are you going to see Star Jones and Anne Hathaway getting drunk? --I would have also accepted "That cup looks to small for beer, but I can't imagine Star carrying around her urine without a lid." -- I would have also accepted "Anne Hathaway with Tracey Morgan in a wig."
Apparently, excessive cocaine use leads to painful dry humping of models. For someone who really doesn't do jack squat, Alice Dellal seems to be in the photos often. Just remember that everytime she has been in the photos she has either been drunk, passed out on the ground drunk, or doing cocaine off the floor of an apartment. Look really closely at the DVD.
Well at least someone thinks Ashton Kutcher is funny.
"And therefore 2+2 = 4."
Its Culkins.

Its Culkins wasted on something.
Christina Ricci has gone from the little goth girl, to Ms. Holly Homemaker Stepford Wife in a very short amount of time. Winona obviously went to the Christina Aguilera school of lipstick application.
Wow. It is Cory Kennedy. She is alive, and if the rumors are true, wasn't she on 90210 last week as well?
Cowboy Junkies - New York
Yep. It's official, Ben Barnes is prettier than Jessica Biel.

And Colin Firth was on hand to announce the new champion.
I don't see Eric Roberts in Emma Roberts and for that I'm grateful.
Right before this, Ellen landed a back flip.

I have pretty much decided that whenever Jennifer Lopez walks into any room whether it be at Fashion Week, or her bathroom, this is how she poses. She comes in, gives the stoned look, and then walks in.

A first time appearance for Jason Isaacs.
The always lovely Jill Hennessy
and again with her daughter Jacqueline.
I think Jennifer Espositio took the whole Bed Head sponsorship thing a little too literally.
"And Daddy I am going to need another one of the dolls tomorrow because she can't play by herself. Oh, and there is a record store. Did you buy a copy of Uncle Donnie's album? Daddy, are you ever going to marry mommy? She says it is because you can't make a commitment. Is it true you are going to be in Lovely Bones because I just don't see you in that part at all. Oooh, ice cream. I want some. I want to be Little Princess for Halloween. Will I get candy? Can I keep it this year? What exactly is a Funky Bunch? Is it like the Brady Bunch? Bobby teases me at school so I told on him to the teacher, but then later he tried to kiss me. Then he hit me. Daddy, I want that. Can I buy that?"

Malin Akerman proved me wrong. I thought all these outfits were destroyed at the end of filming Boogie Nights.
First time appearance for Kevin Zegers as well.
It has been too long since Julia Stiles has been here. It wasn't that long ago that it seemed that no films were made without her, and then whooosh, bye bye.
You probably are thinking to yourself that Juliette Lewis is wearing the ugliest outfit you have ever seen. Not even close.
This is the ugliest outfit you have ever seen. It is like some mom decided to dress up her anorexic kid in an Olivia Newton John "Physical" time period outfit, realized they didn't have a skirt, so cut up a garbage bag for the skirt. Realized they had no headband and so quickly folded one up out of aluminum foil and sent the kid out trick or treating.

I'm guessing Martha Stewart has her bowling league later.
I don't know what the hell I was thinking putting two Winona Ryder photos in here. Sorry.
Nastia Liukin looks normal here.
Next to maria Sharapova, she looks like her daughter.
Ahhh, Travis barker. Still a boatful of laughs.

How is it possible that Scott Speedman has never been in the photos?
One of your favorites, but sadly not very many votes in the poll. The finalists will be announced Thursday.
It's Punky Brewster. Seriously. It is Soleil Moon Frye.
So, earlier I made the Lovely Bones comment about Mark Wahlberg. Well Rachel Weisz is in it as well. I have yet to read the book, but my best friend has, and assures me that casting Mark Wahlberg in it has ruined what is possibly the greatest book ever published. I don't think she has a problem with Rachel though.
Venus Williams then ate Renee Zelwegger for lunch.

I think Viggo made the finals.
I actually like the hair cut.
I don't know what Taylor Momsen is trying to do anymore.
Hey, it's Timothy Hutton. Remember him? Wow, Debra Winger yesterday and Timothy Hutton today.