Of Course She Is Doing It

Last year Kirsten Dunst decided to pretend she was a movie star and to tell the world that she was not going to do anymore Spider-Man films unless Tobey Maguire was back as well as the director Sam Raimi.

Please. She is the one who is probably calling them constantly and reminding them that she does in fact exist and that she would be willing to work for practically nothing because compared to the salaries of everyone else on the film, it is nothing. Does she really think for an instant that the producers could not find someone else to play Mary Jane Watson. They could make Mary Jane one of those Pixar things and people wouldn't care. In fact, the Pixar thing would probably do a better job acting. The only downside to the Pixar thing is it would probably cost more money than what Kirsten makes so they might as well use her.

So, yesterday, when MTV interviewed her and asked if she had decided whether she would do Spider-Man 4 she said, "I'm in. I'm not saying anything, I know there's rumors."

Umm, you just did say something. You said you are in. So how can you say something and then not say anything? What rumors? That maybe no one really wanted you back, or the rumors you started yourself last year? I'm confused. Not uncommon but when Kirsten Dunst starts rattling off, my mind just can't handle it. They just need to kill her off so they don't have to deal with it in Part 5.