Monday, September 22, 2008

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower".

WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set .

WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian?


41 comments:

  1. 1-Tyra?
    2-America Ferrera/LiLo
    3-Alba?

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  2. 1)No idea
    2)America Ferrera and Lindsay Lohan
    3)Jessica Alba

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  3. 2. America/Hohan
    3. Alba or Ethan Hawk's new wife.

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  4. #1 Nina Garcia, Project Runway

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  5. #1 I agree, Nina. I can't stand her. It would be funny if it were Tyra, but she'd just do a "very special episode." She doesn't care if it's good press or bad press, as long as it's all about her.
    #2 Wouldn't we have heard the rumors if LiLo were showing up late? I guess I'm biased 'cause I want her to stay on the right path.
    #3 Alba. But he'll still cheat.

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  6. not to be mean, but is america f. considered stunning?

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  7. what is nina's second show besides runway??

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  8. 2. For what it is worth, Page Six said Lohan was a model guest on the Ugly Betty set; so I don't think it's her.

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  9. Could #2 be Vanessa Williams? I know America is the star of the show, but Vanessa is the producer, right? So it is really her show. And she is stunning.

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  10. Katie: I took it to mean two episodes of the show, not two shows.

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  11. yeah, vanessa williams is stunning, so that would work, but not if page 6 is to be believed.

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  12. Sydney: You mean Page Six tells the TRUTH? *snort*

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  13. Katie, I'm almost positive Nina is working on a new show of her own. I dislike her too much to look it up. :)

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  14. Hey, here's a new wrinkle for #3, how about Mel B???? It doesn't say the baby daddy is her husband. Wasn't there a lot of speculation about him and how weasly he's supposed to be? Just throwin' that out there....

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  15. Duh, I guess it wouldn't be "top rated" yet though. Maybe it is Tyra, yay!

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  16. OT: Just saw that Enty's on Facebook! Wow, he's got a lot of friends! Must keep him warm and cozy in the basement.... :-)

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  17. Anonymous9:55 AM

    #1 Paulina Pourizkova (sp?)
    #2 Vanessa Williams and Lindsay No-Talent Lohan
    #3 Jennifer Hopez (once a cheater, always a cheater...)

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  18. #2 America and Lilo

    http://laineygossip.com/America_Ferrera_does_not_want_Lindsay_Lohan_back_on_Ugly_Betty.aspx?IsMicro=0

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  19. nunaurbiz, we sure act like they tell the truth when enty prints one of their blind items....lol.

    okay, seriously, do people refer to america ferrera as STUNNING???!!

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  20. this season's guests:
    Jennifer Aniston on 30 Rock
    Courtney Cox on Scrubs
    Shannen technically guesting on 90210
    Tomkat on Eli Stone
    Mary Kate on Samantha Who
    Christina Ricci on Saving Grace
    Nicole Richie on Chuck
    Rumer Willis on Army Wives


    My money's on Mary Kate or Rumer.

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  21. Anonymous10:07 AM

    Wow, good job, Ms Snarky!
    If it's not LiLo, then I'd go with Mary Kate - does Rumer have any friends??

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  22. ms snarky, you're the best. thanks for posting those! i don't watch half those shows, so i'll have to pass on this one.

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  23. Hmmm, you'd definitely call Applegate "stunning."

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  24. "Stunning" might be an ironic hint for "Ugly Betty"

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  25. I'm on the Tyra,America/Lohan and Alba bandwagon.

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  26. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Thought Selma Hayek was producing "Ugly Betty"?

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  27. nunaurbiz: That's why I qualified it with "for what it's worth." Cheers.

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  28. Anonymous11:28 AM

    hey what about sharon osbourne for the first one? might not have a been first time for botox but you never know... she has/had more than two shows on which she's a celebrity judge.

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  29. 1. Tyra Banks

    2. America/Lindsey Lohan and yes America would be called stunning because of her performance. The BI doesn't state what makes her "stunning". If you remember America's performance on Ugly Betty has been referred to as "stunning" by several people. Also Lainey pretty much confirmed it in her article today.

    3. That could be any insecure new mom with the luxury of hiring a housekeeper/nanny.

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  30. Definitely Nina Garcia for number 1. She missed two episodes back to back and one of the guest judges, Laura Bennett, said in an interview after that it wasn't planned for her to guest-judge - she got called in at the last minute because Nina called in sick. I thought that was odd, because she's such a huge part of the show and just went through all the stuff with Elle. I didn't think she'd be calling in sick for a cold or anything less than tragic.

    Lilo for number 2 with either America Ferrera or Vanessa WIlliams being the star.

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  31. No 2 is definitely Lilo and America. Lainey reported today that America had a talk with producers to never have LiLo back because she had paparazzi around the set and kept getting "special deliveries" that helped her stay awake.

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  32. I distinctly remember reading Enty's comment saying that someone from Ugly Betty is a friend and because they're a good person, they're "permanently safe", and elsewhere he's written that America is a good friend. So even though Page 6 is gossiping about her (judging by the guesses), isn't Enty betraying that first comment by re-posting said gossip?

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  33. Sylvia, OOPS! I did mean Selma! I guess my brain was stuck on the Emmy photos of Vanessa and America, and both did look stunning in that, but I don't know if America is really considered stunning.

    :-)

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  34. #3 Nicole Kidman?

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  35. Yes, Molly; the gossip rags would call America stunning because she can do no wrong and they love, love, love her.

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  36. grace, thanks for the heads up. see what i'm missing cuz i don't read the rags?

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  37. 1. Nina was the first person I thought of
    2. I'm on board with C. Applegate/Mary Kate
    3. Not sure, but the Mel B guess sounds interesting.

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  38. after reading everybody (thanks for the compliments on the research, by the way - that internet, she is the magic!)

    I'm going with
    #1 - Nina
    #2 - Applegate and Mary Kate
    #3 - Alba, or Tori Spelling, or Patrick Dempsey's wife, or Ethan Hawke's wife, or JLo .... the possibilities are endless

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  39. 1. heidi klum, anyone?

    2. America/Lohan

    3. nicole kidman

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  40. I also thought America was permanently safe from the BIs on this site.

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  41. All smart rich wives should only hire ugly lesbians to be their maid/nanny/assistant etc -- just being prudent ...

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