It's A Grope Off - The Two Michaels Ready To Do Battle

Michael Buble gave a quick little interview to the NY Daily News a couple of days ago and was asked by them about dating Heather Fogarty. He basically said they went on one date and that was it for him. Didn't want anything more to do with her. Uh huh. Nice guy.

"I'm single - and ready to mingle."

Apparently he might be single, but even when he was dating Emily Blunt for three years he was ready to mingle. The only reason the relationship ended was because he got caught in public and so she was humiliated. You don't think he had been caught before? Please. This is Michael "Hands" Buble we are talking about here. Although, I have to admit that the Groper King may be losing his title if these photos from Radar showing Michael Phelps are any indication of how Michael gets his groove on. Apparently the guy from Radar said that Michael's grip is amazing and that he gets himself a full grope of the ass when he does this. It is not just a touch, or a caress, he is going for the full on squeeze like a guy who never got any until he became famous. I mean, to go for the turn around, stretching over the couch grope is just not even having a care in the world that you are going to get rejected. It is one thing to be next to a woman, but to have to lean, to make yourself uncomfortable to grab hold of a butt, that is just saying you haven't got much action in your life. Most people shake hands or kiss on the cheeks when they meet, Michael says, "I'm Michael Phelps the Olympian," and then grabs your ass and squeezes.

Well, I'm sure the women in the Playboy Club just love being groped and manhandled by guys all night. I'm surprised there aren't any photos of Michael getting kicked in the balls because you know they wanted to