I'm Disgusted
As all of you have probably guessed by now, I have a very strong stomach. Big yes, but very strong. I can pretty much eat anything and in quantities that would astonish you. But, when I read this little blurb in the NY Daily News this morning, I almost lost it all just imagining the bacteria.
"Also there was Aubrey O'Day (last linked with Donnie Wahlberg) making out with "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis."
Are you disgusted just reading that sentence. Hey, all you NKOTB fans who thought you were going to get some Donnie now that he is getting divorced. Just know that you are going to be making out with a guy who was also with Aubrey O' Day. A girl so classy she was making out with Joe Francis. I don't care what kind of skank you are, and lets face it, Aubrey O' Day is at the very top of skankdom, somewhere inside all of that you are a woman, right? A female? Someone who should be disgusted and outraged by everything Joe Francis has ever done. But, instead of that, you decide he is a decent sort and you play tonsil hockey with him? Come on, show some self-respect. From what I understand, Aubrey enjoys the ladies as much as the guys and so maybe Joe promised to set her up with some other woman he knew and so he traded Aubrey some tongue for a phone number.
Can you imagine the bacteria in this kiss. Think of the people they have both been with. The numbers are staggering, and because of who they are, the people they have been with have not exactly been virgins so multiply all of that out.
I have decided that if you are a terrorist and you want to get rid of Hollywood, find some loathsome disease give it to about five or six women and men in Hollywood and within 3 months everyone will have it. Was there no other guy at this event that Aubrey wanted to hook up with? Let me put it a different way. Was Joe the only one she had never hooked up with before?
I really have to cut this post short because, honestly I can't stand to think of it any longer.
"Also there was Aubrey O'Day (last linked with Donnie Wahlberg) making out with "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis."
Are you disgusted just reading that sentence. Hey, all you NKOTB fans who thought you were going to get some Donnie now that he is getting divorced. Just know that you are going to be making out with a guy who was also with Aubrey O' Day. A girl so classy she was making out with Joe Francis. I don't care what kind of skank you are, and lets face it, Aubrey O' Day is at the very top of skankdom, somewhere inside all of that you are a woman, right? A female? Someone who should be disgusted and outraged by everything Joe Francis has ever done. But, instead of that, you decide he is a decent sort and you play tonsil hockey with him? Come on, show some self-respect. From what I understand, Aubrey enjoys the ladies as much as the guys and so maybe Joe promised to set her up with some other woman he knew and so he traded Aubrey some tongue for a phone number.
Can you imagine the bacteria in this kiss. Think of the people they have both been with. The numbers are staggering, and because of who they are, the people they have been with have not exactly been virgins so multiply all of that out.
I have decided that if you are a terrorist and you want to get rid of Hollywood, find some loathsome disease give it to about five or six women and men in Hollywood and within 3 months everyone will have it. Was there no other guy at this event that Aubrey wanted to hook up with? Let me put it a different way. Was Joe the only one she had never hooked up with before?
I really have to cut this post short because, honestly I can't stand to think of it any longer.
