If I Started A Cult

You know, if I was going to start a cult I wouldn't be the leader. No, I would be kind of like the executive producer of the cult. And the first thing I would do is go and get that guy above walking with Natalie Portman. I think it is pretty obvious why she broke up with him. I mean you know that everyone else must have the same idea I have. If someone showed you a video of a cult where everyone killed themselves and then said this guy was the leader, you would believe it.

If you ever go this guy's house, please make sure to not drink the Kool-Aid. I think this relationship was kind of doomed from the start. Natalie always pretends she likes these bookish kinds of guys, who seem very intellectual and probably are, but I think the ones she really likes are the bad boys. If Snoop wasn't married, I would like to see him dating Natalie. I think Natalie smokes pot, but I think she does in that esoteric kind of way where she tries to discuss hidden meanings in the words of Voltaire. She seems kind of uptight in a lot of ways and I think dating Snoop for a few months would just kind of relax her.

As for the ex, there is a log cabin in Idaho just calling our your name buddy.