Remember last year when Paris Hilton went on Larry King and lied her little ass off? Well, I'm assuming it is little. Is it large? Has anyone bothered to check lately? Anyway, when she went and lied to Larry, and Larry just opened wide Paris made a big point about how she was going to do charity and this and that and going to go to Rwanda and jail changed her and she never used drugs.
Well, right after the program, she started making arrangements to go to Rwanda, but then the people that were going to pay her bazillions of dollars to go decided instead to spend it on worthwhile things like medicine and food for the kids. Then, when Paris found out the only mirrors in the entire country were on the cars and trucks, she just said it was too much and made some kind of crap excuse why she couldn't go. I believe she said that she would go when it was safe or other famous people went or something like that.
So, what made me think of this today? Because there is an interview and some photos today of Scarlett Johansson who just spent four days in the country visiting AIDS clinics with RED. Seems to me that RED is a great group and would have loved to have Paris along. Oh, I know it would have been inconvenient and that Paris would have actually had to keep a promise or follow through on something other than being a leech of biblical proportions.
On a side note, no one really knew Scarlett was in Rwanda until she was on her way back. If Paris had gone she would have filmed the entire thing and sold it as a reality show and would have beat her chest and announced to the world what a great citizen she is and that all people throughout the land should bow down to her and then go eat some cake.
Oh god, I just had a flashback to a TMZ on TV video of Prince Von A-Hole saying she has a man's ass. Why am I so addicted to that horrible show? :)
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Scarlett!
I've seen pictures of that thing that Paris calls and "ass". It's been described by others as meat curtains, and pancake ass. It truly looks like someone poked her ass with a pin and it totally deflacted and left the skin. It's sooooo disgusting. I'll keep my fat ass before I'd trade her for that one. And by the way, didnt' Paris go to Africa at some point with her boyfriend, didn't know Africa was a continent made of of many countries? I remember the dumb whore wanted to buy a cheetah (which would have eaten her doggies before she got a chance to kill them herself). She's such a dumb whore.
ReplyDeleteShe thought Rwanda was a new casino on the Vegas strip...
ReplyDeleteLisa, tell us how you really feel. LOL!
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah I know Scarlett is not nearly the attention whore that Paris is but she still annoys me. I am not downplaying her good work because more people should follow her example but she just is not my favorite.
ReplyDeleteI hate Scarlett, but you're spot on, EL. Paris would make a reality show out of preparing to go, out of going, out of the aftermath of having gone, then "write" three books about the experience, "write" an album of music inspired by the trip, "design" a fashion line of styles inspired by the Rwandan people, release a perfume that reminds her of how the country smelled, and don the cover of every weekly that will have her with a "The NEW Paris Hilton!" headline emblazoned on the cover.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing is RED is trying to clean up the diseases. Paris would only bring more in with her.
ReplyDeleteBad Fish:
ReplyDelete"Rwanda....the new fragrance by Paris Hilton" just gave me a flashback of that old "In Living Color" skit spoofing the old "Obsession" spots with a perfume called "Opression"
Shame Enty is the only one that can bring this up. Wouldn't it be great to see THIS story on ET or Extra? Paris needs to be put in her place for once.
ReplyDeleteDoes Parasite even have an ass LOL. Guess it's flat as a board LOL. Can't stand her. Saw her on ET and she was whinning how the blog's are always making fun of her and not knowing her. That people are so mean with the comments about her (eyes rolling).
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