Get Out The Lime Green And Day Glo Orange
Want to see Jessica Biel looking uglier than normal? Ever want to see the Duff sisters uncomfortable? Would you like lots and lots of photos of it so you can laugh and laugh? Well, Beverley Mitchell could do just that. You remember Beverley don;t you? She was on 7th Heaven with Jessica, and in fact, played her sister.
Well Beverley is getting married and guess who are going to be bridesmaids? Yep, Jessica Biel and both of the Duff sisters. Mitchell is marrying Michael Cameron in Italy and somehow talked the women into being in the wedding party. Normally, female celebrities try and avoid that unless it is a sister or very close relative because there is the inevitable photo taking and the awkward moments at the reception which are captured on film for the entire YouTube world to see.
Celebrities love to go to weddings because it makes them feel important. Being part of the wedding party? Not so much. So, for Beverley to pull this off she must have really kissed a whole bunch of ass over the years. She probably also had to agree to let all the wedding party pick out their own dresses. Still though, there is that possibility that they will just do what women have done for generations, and allow themselves to be put into dresses that will never see the light of day again, and photos of which will be posted on every blog and website for all of eternity.
I did notice that one notable missing person from the wedding party list and isn't even scheduled to get an invite is Ashlee Simpson. Hmmmm. Interesting. Guess we know which side Beverley took in the Simpson-Duff war.
God, I loved watching Lucy get killed in Saw 2. Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll give them all veils to wear as part of their outfits?
ReplyDeleteis reverend camden officiating?
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhh!!!! I can't wait to see Biel in some fucked up brides maid dress. tee hee. ENT I love the fact that you think she's butt ugly. (No pun intended.) Finally a man with taste!!!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say, who cares that she is getting married? What has she done since 7th Heaven? Nothing except try to be a country music singer. I do agree it will be funny to see the Duff's and Jessican is those horrible dresses. Bring on the pictures please!
ReplyDeleteBiel AND the Duff sisters? I hope there are other bridesmaids to offset the massive amount of fug that is.
ReplyDeleteI saw a few Biel movies over the weekend, they seemed to be everywhere for some reason, and I have to say I've moved her from fug to plain. I don't really see the hate for her, she's got a good plain look to her when she isn't super made up. It's not like she's Swank fugly.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Biel is fug (lol at Dave's description, 'not Swank fugly'). I think she just has some oddly perfected facial features, which can't really be processed as 'pretty'. Still, I think she is good looking, even if in a plain way. Being coupled with the ridiculously plain/increasingly fug-with-age Timberlake doesn't help. There's something too 'neat' about them, superficially speaking, even though you know JT thinks his style is eclectic and cool
ReplyDeleteNeither the Duff sisters nor Jessica Biel are ugly. Although I dont particularly like any of them, or think any of them have a great deal of talent, they are all above average looking. What is odd, however, is that Beverly Mitchell is best friends with them. It just seems like such a strange friendship match to me!
ReplyDeleteallow themselves to be put into dresses that will never see the light of day again, and photos of which will be posted on every blog and website for all of eternity.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Enty were you ever a bridesmaid?!
And along with the lime green and dayglo orange you gotta have giant sleeves, shapeless bodice, polyester fabric and ruffles, lotsa ruffles.
The only reason those monstrosities are worth saving and wearing a 2nd time is for Halloween.
I always thought Beverly was more beautiful than Jessica. She had a personality too. That always counts.
ReplyDeletewasn't biel kicked off of 7th heaven for a couple of years for posing in playboy? or was that just wishful thinking?
ReplyDeleteY'know, never having any experience with weddings, I don't understand why the bridesmaids dresses are s'posed to be "ugly". I remember when Monica & Chandler got married on "Friends" that Phoebe & Rachel's dresses were awesome.
ReplyDeleteOk, I'll shut up now. But still....
I think you're right, bionic bunny. Aaron Spelling was mighty pissed about that. Wasn't Jessica Biel also on a Trading Spaces show? She lived in a garage? This was a long time ago.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think they all have duck-like features. And why does this photo look staged? "Quick, they're taking our picture! Bring out the cellphones to make it look like we're in demand!"