Four Seconds Still Seems Long

In an interview while doing press for his new film RockNRolla, Guy actually talked about his sex life with Madonna. Now, I for one as soon as I read that sentence, try and close my eyes and have any images removed before burning my retinas. I have just never found Madonna attractive. I have liked her music through the years, but never once have I said to myself she is someone I would want to have sex with. Ever. Doesn't do it for me. Hey, I know it's my loss.

Guy mentioned a scene in his new film where Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton have a quickie. When asked why he chose to leave the scene in, he should have said," because I filmed it you moron. If I didn't think it would be important to use it in the film, I wouldn't have bothered to get the two of them naked for the camera."

But, what he actually said because he is more polite than I would have been is, "It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that."

Yes, it is especially if you are married to Madonna. You can probably hold your breath for that long if need be. Now, if you are trying to last longer than four seconds, well, then that really is only the best sex for one person. You. Not that I find there is anything wrong with that, but several of the ex wives and girlfriends took issue with it. Hey, it isn't a rodeo. I don't have to stay on for 8 seconds to feel like a winner.