Four Seconds Still Seems Long
In an interview while doing press for his new film RockNRolla, Guy actually talked about his sex life with Madonna. Now, I for one as soon as I read that sentence, try and close my eyes and have any images removed before burning my retinas. I have just never found Madonna attractive. I have liked her music through the years, but never once have I said to myself she is someone I would want to have sex with. Ever. Doesn't do it for me. Hey, I know it's my loss.
Guy mentioned a scene in his new film where Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton have a quickie. When asked why he chose to leave the scene in, he should have said," because I filmed it you moron. If I didn't think it would be important to use it in the film, I wouldn't have bothered to get the two of them naked for the camera."
But, what he actually said because he is more polite than I would have been is, "It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that."
Yes, it is especially if you are married to Madonna. You can probably hold your breath for that long if need be. Now, if you are trying to last longer than four seconds, well, then that really is only the best sex for one person. You. Not that I find there is anything wrong with that, but several of the ex wives and girlfriends took issue with it. Hey, it isn't a rodeo. I don't have to stay on for 8 seconds to feel like a winner.
Guy mentioned a scene in his new film where Gerard Butler and Thandie Newton have a quickie. When asked why he chose to leave the scene in, he should have said," because I filmed it you moron. If I didn't think it would be important to use it in the film, I wouldn't have bothered to get the two of them naked for the camera."
But, what he actually said because he is more polite than I would have been is, "It’s over in four seconds. Best type of sex that."
Yes, it is especially if you are married to Madonna. You can probably hold your breath for that long if need be. Now, if you are trying to last longer than four seconds, well, then that really is only the best sex for one person. You. Not that I find there is anything wrong with that, but several of the ex wives and girlfriends took issue with it. Hey, it isn't a rodeo. I don't have to stay on for 8 seconds to feel like a winner.
"Hey, it isn't a rodeo."
ReplyDeleteLOL! Missy Elliot would NOT approve.
I agree that quickies are awesome, but must he reduce the estimated time to 4 seconds? Even the quickiest quickies need to be longer than that!
ReplyDelete4 Seconds to Save the World
ReplyDeleteDayum he's a sexy thing, though.
ReplyDeleteBet he's strong as an ox, too.
just trying makes you a winner, as they used to tell us in the kiddie soccer league.
ReplyDeleteNow, I for one as soon as I read that sentence, try and close my eyes and have any images removed before burning my retinas. I have just never found Madonna attractive. I have liked her music through the years, but never once have I said to myself she is someone I would want to have sex with. Ever. Doesn't do it for me.
ReplyDeleteenty, i luv u!! i'm a woman but she always seemed really mediocre to me, too. her biggest fan is......her and i never bought the bullshit hype.
I thought she was hot in the 80's.
ReplyDeleteOMG Ent I think you're my ex-husband!!!!!
ReplyDeletebtw, I need more $$$....
I wonder if they will let Lourdes & Rocco read that interview--I think she has banned all magazines & t.v. from them.
ReplyDelete"Even the quickiest quickies need to be longer than that!"
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
Kris, yep you sure sound like one of Enty's ex-wives. :)
Madonna was hot until she got all holier-than-thou, and trashed her earlier works. And her home country. And got a fake accent. Puh-lease.
ReplyDeleteQuickie sex is definitely best, in my book. I'm too tired for anything else LOL
I used to like Madonna being that she is a BITCH and has a very strong personality but now with her fake accent, too dominering, etc... have gotten to not liking her anymore.
ReplyDeletesylvia, i'd rather watch you dance on youtube than freekin' madonna!
ReplyDelete(yes, i do remember that...lol)
Ugh. Madonna is such a played out ho, and I just canNOT understand the appeal. She has a terrible voice, a disturbing body, and her face - yeesh! I've seen specimens at my local fish market with better looks!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Jesse - anything more than a quickie these days is too much time an effort! Give me Ent over Sting any day! ;)
Heck, even Sting admitted that was a bunch of bullshit. :)
ReplyDeleteanyone that has ever grown a business has to admire what M has done, afterall no voice, not a looker, but developed a long lasting brand. that being said, can't stand her pretention. she's a freak.
ReplyDeletesandman, i don't admire what she's done. i'm not impressed and if everyone were less gullible she wouldn't have been able to build shit.
ReplyDeleteI would have many, many quickies with Gerard Butler....
ReplyDeleteand that's only 1 day.
I'm quite sure Guy was exaggerating about that movie scene and thus himself: there's no way Madonna would accept a mere 4 seconds. You just know she's very demanding and wants it her way all the time.
ReplyDeleteI must agree with sandman, the woman is her own best marketing tool .. through the years, she has remained visible and lasting, not due to her talent for singing, but due to her talent for being able to promote herself and keep her name on everyone's tongue .. remember the whole SEX book .. c'mon, alt music was starting take over and she comes out with a book that everyone talks about and apparently bought ..
ReplyDeletemolly can't believe you still remember that LOL. I don't even know if it's still at UTube. My niece friends think I am a very cool aunt LOL.
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