The Doctor Should Be Shot

You know how Naomi Campbell said she went to Brazil to have a procedure last year? Everyone thought it was plastic surgery or an abortion. Well, Naomi said it was the removal of a cyst. Now she says the operation took care of an infertility problem she had, and that now she can have babies and she is trying hard to get pregnant. Sounds like maybe she got her tubes untied. Should have left them tied, and someone should go smack that doctor around too. He obviously has not been on the receiving end of a Naomi Campbell cell phone toss.

Umm, in what country would anyone allow Naomi Campbell to have a baby? Does anyone here honestly think Naomi Campbell would be a good mother? I guess in the sense she could hire enough help to pass the baby off to hired help she would be a good mother, but in no other way would she. I think she just wants a little doll or is jealous that her other model friends have one, or the guy who gave her a $5M gift would probably give a lot more if she got knocked up.

Oh, let's stop here for a second and talk about that gift. So, Naomi is dating some Russian guy who obviously has more money than sense. $5M on a gift for Naomi Campbell. He bought her a house or condo or hair extensions. I can't remember. I do remember the cost though and said to myself that I need to find a rich Russian billionaire and fake it for awhile. This is a girlfriend, and not even a long term one and he just doles out a gift like that. For $5M, I am sure you get the entire Girls Next Door cast to come live with you and they would probably actually have sex with you and wouldn't try to throw crap at you after. God help you if you don't take care of Naomi first if you know what I mean.

See, Naomi and children would not be good. Naomi and pregnancy would not be good. Is she that self-delusional that she thinks she would make a good parent? She obviously has money, or does something in some way that brings some in, so what would be the reason? You can't tell me she has maternal instincts, and that kid would be beaten more than Mommie Dearest on meth.

I would be willing to wager that Naomi Campbell has probably never changed a dirty diaper. She would no doubt get mad at the kid for having the nerve to not find a toilet and wiping their butt.