I could retire on the money I would get with a photo of this rapper:
Picture it: a lovely pink polka dotted scarf around his head, sitting in a bathtub, up to his neck in bubbles, with a big burly bodyguard happily painting his toe nails..
Can't be Diddy - he ain't tough. It's someone like 50 Cent, or LL Cool J, someone hardcore-ish.
"I bet he hid behind J.Lo's butt when the shots were fired in Times Square."
I can totally see that. He'd be hidin' behind her with his head swinging madly back and forth, going "Where are the cameras? Are you guys getting this? They're trying to take me out 'cause they know they'll never be as awesome as I am!"
Fiddy? Isn't he in London promoting a movie?
ReplyDeleteFiddy
ReplyDeleteIs Fiddy suppose to be Piddy, Puffy or whatever name he is going by?
ReplyDeleteAll of them. Except Snoop.
ReplyDeleteFiddy = 50 cent
ReplyDeleteP.Diddy is not exactly "hard as nails" DUH
ReplyDelete50 Cent LOL
ReplyDeleteHow about Ice T? I can picture him surrounded by bubbles.
ReplyDeleteand for Sean John's name, I prefer Puff Diddy. covers all bases.
Fiddy may like a bubble bath but he still took 9 bullets. That = gangsta!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't consider Puffy gansta. I bet he hid behind J.Lo's butt when the shots were fired in Times Square.
ReplyDeleteFiddy sounds good. What about Suge?
Suge isn't really a rapper though, is he?
ReplyDeleteI want this to be Fiddy *L* He's been shot 9 times...but he's a'ight!
Yup, yup, yup. I'm with yawl. My guess is Curtis Jackson.
ReplyDeleteI could retire on the money I would get with a photo of this rapper:
ReplyDeletePicture it: a lovely pink polka dotted scarf around his head, sitting in a bathtub, up to his neck in bubbles, with a big burly bodyguard happily painting his toe nails..
Can't be Diddy - he ain't tough. It's someone like 50 Cent, or LL Cool J, someone hardcore-ish.
Nope, fail.
ReplyDeleteThis is about Lil Wayne.
They are probably all a bunch of sissies.
ReplyDelete"I bet he hid behind J.Lo's butt when the shots were fired in Times Square."
ReplyDeleteI can totally see that. He'd be hidin' behind her with his head swinging madly back and forth, going "Where are the cameras? Are you guys getting this? They're trying to take me out 'cause they know they'll never be as awesome as I am!"
i agree, all of them, at this point vanilla ice makes the current crop of posers look like preteen girls
ReplyDeleteFiddy....or The Game?
ReplyDeletelol @ sandman!!!!
ReplyDelete"Hard as nails" makes me think
ReplyDeleteA.The Game,
or
B. WC (I thought even Ice Cube but "Are We There Yet?").
I say Young Jeezy before 50 cent.
I think it is someone that people who don't even listen to rap music would recognize somewhat.
There are harder rappers out there, but not at the level of fame that would afford them this type of diva lifestyle.
I don't agree w/ the 50 cent guesses, def not
It bothers me when non rap fans speak psuedo-ebonics all of a sudden when the subject is about rap culture.
ReplyDeleteLike how after E40 blew up everyone was saying "maing" or however one would spell it.