Barf Bags At Your Table For Your Convenience

The NY Post says Victoria Beckham is opening a restaurant with Gordon Ramsay here in LA. Since Gordon just opened a restaurant here that isn't doing all that great, it makes a bunch of sense to open another one with someone who doesn't even eat food. I'm not sure how Victoria Beckham stays alive. Oh, she goes to lots of restaurants with David. Only with David and as much as I like him, have you ever noticed he wears the exact same clothes every time he goes out and always only tucks half his shirt in? You would think that maybe he could do something a little different. It has got to the point that if I see a photo of him dressed like that, I know he and Victoria went to dinner.

Now, when I say went to dinner, what I mean is that Victoria goes into the eating establishment in the evening, when most of us would be eating a meal called dinner. When leaving said restaurant she usually appears to be drunk or tipsy. Well more drunk than tipsy usually. Now, whether that is from a sip of wine that goes straight to her head because she never eats, or if she is nauseous from the sight of so many people eating around her I will never know. But, what I do know is that a woman who never eats should not be opening a restaurant. She and Gordon are going to open a traditional British restaurant serving fish & chips and bangers and mash. I'm sure at some point in the past few years, Victoria might have smelled one of those things, but you know she has never eaten any of them. So, why on earth would I want to buy food from her that she herself would never eat.