A typical day on the beach between lovers. In this case we have Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell. As we meet our couple today, Kristen is just arriving, while Dax has been baking for awhile. Kristen kisses him, and I feel all of you just threw up a little. It's ok. Just remember he also jammed that tongue down Kate Hudson's throat.
With the kiss out of the way and Kristen undressed, she decides she wants Dax to put some sunscreen on her. Before he will though, he makes sure that she has brushed and flossed.
Yes, because when you spray someone on their stomach, it could get in the eyes.
"here, lift your leg. No, twist it. Come on. Stop moving."
And just a little bit on your ass, because the sun could seep through and actually give you some color.
"Thats it. More Karate Kid. Come on.
"There you go. Mr. Mayagi would be proud."
"Watch the balls. Watch the balls."
And then they go down to the water to wash it all off.
With the kiss out of the way and Kristen undressed, she decides she wants Dax to put some sunscreen on her. Before he will though, he makes sure that she has brushed and flossed.
Yes, because when you spray someone on their stomach, it could get in the eyes.
"here, lift your leg. No, twist it. Come on. Stop moving."
And just a little bit on your ass, because the sun could seep through and actually give you some color.
"Thats it. More Karate Kid. Come on.
"There you go. Mr. Mayagi would be proud."
"Watch the balls. Watch the balls."
And then they go down to the water to wash it all off.
lol i saw these and thought the same thing...dorks.
ReplyDeletethat is a hideous bathing suit on her. 1992 called from the set of 90210...you can keep it.
Sudden craving for ribs....
ReplyDeleteNot a flattering suit on her.
ReplyDeleteI don't mind him. Not sure why everyone hates on him. I must've missed something...
Wonder if he'll ever make it into FFF?
that's certainly odd!
ReplyDeleteThey are more alike than I ever thought. Now I finally get why they are together. Loved the commentary by the way.
ReplyDeleteSpot on commentary, Ent.
ReplyDeleteselena - the reason why no one likes Dax are as follows:
1) He's the poor man's Dane Cook.
2) Dane Cook occasionally will make people laugh. Dax doesn't.
3) Per Ted Casablanca's blind items, he was hooking up with chicks on myspace while dating Kate Hudson.
LOL, loved the play by play Enty. That girly (not sure who she is exactly) has an awful figure! When I was 13 my best friend was stacked, she had an incredible figure. It's sad that a lot of girls are afraid to look like that nowadays; like WOMEN. (*shakes head*)
ReplyDeleteSigh, I had such a crush on Veronica Mars, I'm sure I'd be sadly disappointed to meet Kristen.
ReplyDeleteSome women should not wear bikini's.
ReplyDeleteOh, dnfrommn, thanks!
ReplyDeleteWell, considering how many people seem to also hate Dane Cook and Kate Hudson, things don't really bode well for people liking Dax much, huh!?!
Oh and I also forgot to add, who hasn't jammed their tongue down down Kate Hudson's throat. Females excluded, at least for now.
ReplyDeleteegads she is skinny.
ReplyDeleteWho is Dax Shepard?
ReplyDeleteLisa: That girly..has an awful figure! When I was 13 my best friend was stacked..It's sad that a lot of girls are afraid to look like that nowadays; like WOMEN.
ReplyDeleteWTF?? So you're saying that Kristen Bell or any female with naturally small breasts is afraid to get (i.e. buy) large ones so that she can look like a real "woman"??
i think she looks cute as hell.
ReplyDeletei thought dane cook was a poor mans dane cook?
I prefer the Hulk Hogan method of sunscreen application myself
ReplyDeleteI love Kristen so much. And the way Dax looked when he found out from the paparazzo that Kate dumped him was so cutely sad that I am now fond of him. I loved these pics, 'cause they both look so dorky and ordinary. :)
ReplyDeletei agree with mooshki that they look ORDINARY. Granted, she is tiny and her ribs could some color, but when I was 13 my best friend and i both looked like string beans and i still do... oh well... i'd hate to stand before a jury of bloggers.... :P
ReplyDelete"i'd hate to stand before a jury of bloggers...."
ReplyDeleteGood God Jungle, ya got that right!!!!!
Poor man's Dane Cook ? hahahaha Then what is Dane Cook?
ReplyDeletednfrommn, I'd say its also the fact that Ted C indicated he was a selfish lover in bed and just basically wanted his goods, and up the backend preferably, with little regard for his partner! Guys that are selfish in bed are almost worse than cheaters. Almost. Usually they're both! lol
ReplyDeleteI *heart* Kristen Bell... good for her to be photographed using sunscreen.. Everyone should - Say no to skin cancer and leathery 50 year olds!
ReplyDeleteshe actually looks quite a bit smaller than in her veronica mars days. and dax looks like a sleaze.
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