Who's Writing These Press Releases?
I was reading about my fourth Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes story this morning about how he was so romantic for flying across the country to walk her to work when I realized there is a new theme to all the Tom Cruise stories that are floating around the internet. I think the Scientology folks must have decided to change tactics, and it involves throwing Katie under a bus, or at least a small mini-van.
In the last week I have seen stories that trumpet how Tom has the web on his side because of his cameo in Tropic Thunder and that his career is about to take off again. Then you have the Valkyrie story about it being the greatest film of all time and how it is going to sweep through award season. Then this week so you have him being romantic, and now, is the final nail in Katie Holmes' coffin. The stories yesterday and today say that Katie wasn't her usual cheery self at the Tropic Thunder premiere and that she is working too hard. But, instead of feeling sorry for her for having to fly to LA from NY after working all day, going to a premiere and then flying back to NY immediately after, the articles all spin like this:
Katie has been working so much lately that she is killing her marriage to Tom Cruise. They are saying that she only cares about her career and not Tom, and she should consider not acting anymore for the sake of the marriage. Ummm. Hello? Is that the Stone Age calling?
These articles don't write themselves. Who on this planet would honestly think that Katie working one time a year is going to drive a wedge in their relationship? Come on. But when Tom had to shoot for four months on his upcoming disaster it was ok for the marriage because he is the man. Look, I can be a sexist pig when called for, but these kinds of stories are designed to make Katie look like the person who is destroying the marriage. So, if and when it does end, all the stories will point to how insensitive Katie was to take a job in New York and leaving her husband and daughter behind in LA. How Tom did everything including flying across the country just to spend a few hours with her, ignoring the fact that she does the same thing every week.
How could she be so selfish to actually work? Think I'm crazy? Watch.
What a shame that such a sweet gal is now such a big tool.
ReplyDeleteLook how slammed shut his eyes are while kissing her.
Prolly wipes her kiss off when the cameras are pointed elsewhere shrieking Yuck! Cooties!
OMG....DOES IT NEVER STOP....GO AWAY TOM...PLEASE
ReplyDeleteCan he just go and start a school or go back home and play dress up with Katie's clothes or something?
ReplyDeleteCrap. Just go crawl under a rock or into a Xenu or something.
Maybe the contract is almost up.
ReplyDeleteexactly Rosie!
ReplyDeletehey he did the same thing to Nicole, slandering her name and planting stories about her and Ewan Mcgregor.
the guy is such a sham its laughable. does he think we're stupid?
I see what you're saying, Enty, and I think you're right. But people have been saying worse things about Katie for a looooong time. And even worse things about Tom.
ReplyDeleteHow many people will buy it even though they're spinning it?
I bet rosie is right. Either the contract is up or Tom's using the exit clause. Wonder what's going to happen to Suribot?
Nothing. She'll be a big star. Connor and Isabella will fade away to some celebrity center in Ohio and she'll be the next Dakota Fanning. And I'm sure Dakota Fanning will be her stepmother. Isn't she 11 years younger than Katiebot? Doesn't he have a thing about each of his "wives" being eleven years apart?
ReplyDeleteRosie nailed it.
ReplyDeleteYEs Jax, he does think we're stupid. And clearly "we" are because there are still folks screaming that this 'mo is straight.
ReplyDeleteI think Katie still needs to have one kid before the contract is up. Didnt they go on about Suri wanting a little bro or sis? Or.. maybe it's part of the spin: Tom wanted a big family and Katie was too selfish and choose her career..
ReplyDeleteAgree with the contract--I think the longer they are married, the more he has to give her. Maybe sometime soon
ReplyDeletethe truth about who Suri's father actually is will come out.
Yesterday was the first time that I have EVER seen Suri smile. She waved at the camara. Even when she is at the park there was not even a crack of a smile. Of course her mom was on the phone with someone else the whole time. Duh.. Mommy pay attention..I have no body else to play with me...
ReplyDeletePeople like this don't deserve to have another child for show and tell.
When they got married one of the gossip sites or more than one wrote that the contract was for 5 years.
ReplyDeletemy guess is Josh Hartnett over Chris Klein as the dad and here's why:
ReplyDeleteChris went on to live a somewhat normal life so far since the breakup with Katie.
Josh on the other hand has been a goddamn mess with his career, women and from what we hear drugs. to me that is someone who has guilt and regrets who didn'thave these problems b4 he had a fling with Katie. do the math.
Jax--Suri looks just like Josh. But then again, so does KatE!
ReplyDeletesuch a posed picture, but her dress is my favorite color and she looks lovely!
ReplyDeleteenty, i don't think you're crazy. possibly a little o.c.d. and socially repressed, but not crazy. :) xoxoxo
let's add to this conspiracy theory. how's about katie turns up preggers in about 4-6 weeks, thus turning her part over to her understudy and "blissfully" returning to mommyhood. the contract is extended a couple of more years until suri is old enough to be in will & jada's scio-kinderland and tommy girl's hold is complete.
now, can i spin a conspiracy, or what??
But really, is there ANYONE out there that belives what Tom and KatE are selling? Bueller?
ReplyDeleteamd, your user icon is absolutely amazing. kitschy jesus shit is my FAVE.
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