Today's Blind Items
#1 - This C+/B- list film actress with B+ name recognition is knocked up. Apparently the person who knocked her up is none other than a married director. That should all turn out well for everyone.
#2 - Speaking of pregnant. You know the American Idol participant who was weighing the Playboy offer? Well it turns out she needs to hurry because rumor has it that she is also in the family way.
#3 kat mcphee .. i just saw a pic of her on gofugyourself where they were making fun of her wearing some sort of maternity top ..
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#1 Eva Fangoria?
ReplyDeleteIs RR still married though?
ReplyDeleteIf #1 is Eva Longoria, oh lawwwd how I'm going to have a good cackle myself.
Rose and RR is just too easy for #1. Plus, he's separated from his wife already, so a pregnancy now wouldn't really be very scandalous.
ReplyDeleteI'd go with Megan Fox / Michael Bay, but I think Fox is probably above C+/B- level now....
Katherine Heigl?
ReplyDeleteShe's probably above c+/b- but the fact that ENT says "knocked up" twice may be a clue.
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ReplyDeleteThat's true rr is too obvious. if it is megan fox that would be amazing!
ReplyDeletehttp://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/27054349.html#cutid1
ReplyDeletecheck out this link. they are talking about the blind item from the other day stating it was will smith but some of the "facts" were wrong. If someone else posted this, sorry. Just thought you guys would want to see this.....
#2 McPhee. Don't know about #1 cause hell, that could be anyone.
Blah - I can't open the link at work. What blind was it talking about?
ReplyDeleteI was actually thinking Pickler for #2.
ReplyDeletei don't think it's eva longoria i think it's someone who isn't married. plus if it wasn't tony's it would be mario's and he's not a director.
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ReplyDeletedonna, aren't there only two blinds? ;)
ali--it was the new york post page six blind from the other day.
ReplyDeleteGay Rapist Blind Item Solved??????
The original Blind Item:
August 18, 2008 --
WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut . . .
(This part below was posted today)
I'm sure I'll be getting cease and desist letters from some high-priced Scientology lawyer any second now for posting this, but a reader (or smear-campaign artist, you decide) sends in this alleged "answer" to yesterday's Hollywood gay rape blind item. If the part about the police report is true, surely one of my readers in law enforcement out West can do a little, um, poking around for me. (BTW: the spelling errors -- for a change -- are his, not mine!):
Kenneth,
I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
To set the record straight, it wasn't rape, it was more of rough play that the two played on many occasions. It got out of hand and Will didn't stop. He's not a rapist but he and his wife both live a life filled with lies. They don't have sex with each other or in thier home. They live in Hidden Hills but they have a seperate home in nearby Agoura Hills just for sex with others. If this world were more accepting of gay people, I think Will and Jada would be living happy, honest lives with other people. On a final note, I was one of Will's boyfriends for a while. I think we all get a max of 4 months and then he moves on.
Kevin
# 1 probably isn't Megan Fox because it doesn't appear that Michael Bay is married. Probably not Heigl because how would she know who the father is unless she isn't sleeping with her husband. How about Jennifer Garner (doesn't say the actress isn't married)- there's our Affleck link.
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ReplyDeleteBlahFrickinBlah where did u find that juicy gossip.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I got nothin on any of these. I don't really think that Pickler is the Playboy guess, though. I think her country career is going pretty well. She's cohosting some country awards show sometime this week with a couple of other newcomers to country I can't recall and am too lazy to look up. It's going to be on tv, though.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Mario -- this is a little off topic and if there was a discussion about it when it happened, I apologize...but I was eating lunch in our kitchen at work and there was the Kneepads edition on the table with Tim Russert on the cover after he died. It also had an article with Mario Lopez imitating some of the famous "beefcake" poses of all time and one of them was the famous Burt Reynolds Playgirl pose. You know the one where you don't see the goods, but you see the pubes? Well, it was obvious from that picture that Mr. Lopez totally goes on manscaping overload because he is obviously as smooth as a baby's bottom down way past where that business should start.....I was a little surprised to see that much skin in People.....
Juiciness on that BI! It has the ring of truth to my ears. I choose to believe it!
ReplyDeleteindigoblue, mario probably slept with someone at people mag, so they let the photo fly.
ReplyDeleteAh, the randoms have a photo of preggers Amy Poehler, ya know. That couldn't be BI #1 could it? I know I was real surprised when I found out Will Arnett was married to her bc my gaydar always went off when I see him. And she was in that other "knocked up" movie, "Baby Mama" right before she announced the pregnancy. The "Baby Mama" director wrote for SNL and his wife was pregnant during the filming, so he's OBVIOUSLY fertile!!!! Ah and according to THIS interview (movies.about.com/od/babymama/a/babymm042008.htm) he was separated from his wife during the filming of the movie!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete1- says film star so Eva is out. she had done like 2 movies ever. she would be tv for sure. plus El would have said married for both Eva and Heigl.
ReplyDeletemy guess- Eva Mendes. no she is not A list. (hasn't opened a movie)
2- McPhee, she looked bloated the other night and a lil full in the face.
Molly -- lol -- they way those types swap partners about as often as most of us replace our toothbrushes, I wouldn't doubt it!
ReplyDeleteJax -- HILARIOUS avatar! I want that on a teeshirt! lol
Dude, Eva M is knocked up again? That little turtle is fertile.
ReplyDeleteI dont think Eva M will EVER be A List. She may try but the girl just can't act. How come she keeps getting gigs though? Oh that's right...sleeping with directors.
how can mcphee be the answer to 'shes pregnant' and also be the answer to 'she's going to be in playboy'? are they coming out with a pregnant edition in time for the holidays when everyone gains weight?
ReplyDelete#1. sienna miller and some random pre-balthazar director....."that should turn out well for everyone"
ReplyDelete1- I have to think about this more. Sounds like this is a film star, no TV. So Longoria, Garner and Heigl are out.
ReplyDelete2- Katherine Mcphee.
sylvia, I put the link up in a comment above where I found it. I don't want to piss off the big guy by putting the proper name of the place up in here! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou know Jax, I think you may be right about #1 being Eva Mendes.
ReplyDeletesylvia, enty doesn't care if we post links here.
ReplyDeletethis is the link
http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2008/08/in-box.html
Completely agree on the Eva M guess. Sleeping with the director has gotta be the only reason she's getting parts. Eva, you're beautiful, but you can't act, sweetie.
ReplyDeleteMy guess for #1 is Eva M, just cuz it could be any b/c list actress...
ReplyDeleteFor #2 it's Mcphee or Pickler.. I'm leaning more to Pickler just cuz she got those implants (I think... really i dont follow up but i saw the reports that she bought some boobs) but then again McPhee is the skankola sellout so....
....would Minnie Driver fit #1?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Scar-Jo and woodie, woody.
ReplyDeleteStephen--Affleck IS a director, & she IS pregnant--so, Jennifer Garner is sleeping with Ben Affleck, the director/actor, & is now knocked up.
ReplyDeleteAnd, he is married.
Blind solved.
Or--Judd Apatow is a married director--Knocked Up--could it be him & someone???!!!
#1 - I vote Mini Driver
ReplyDelete#2 - Paris Bennett
see http://www.hollywood.com/news/American_Idol_Teen_Paris_Bennett_Pregnant/5268171
I don't know - my first thought was Kevin Smith . . . and then I saw him in the random pics. I still love him.
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ReplyDeleteDamn, sorry about the deletes. I submitted it and 5 duplicates showed up.
ReplyDeleteOh, how I wish this was Scarlett and Woody--katja, you made the guess before I did, but they were the ones who IMMEDIATELY popped into my head!
ReplyDeleteI guess we'll have to monitor her to see if her boobs keep inflating...
And isn't she even younger than Soon-Yi? That is hilarious! He is one sick creep, if you ask me, even if this BI is not about him in any way.
Molly--As for the other blind, it's saying that Playboy wants to have a photo shoot with the woman, but they would have to hurry because she is pregnant and they would not want it to be obvious to the magazine's readers that she is with child. I don't think it means that they want to shoot a visibly pregnant woman. Just my perspective, but I think that's what EL is saying here.
On American Idol, Taylor Hicks's winning season (5) really is the only reasonable season where there are two conventionally "hot" women who would fit into Playboy's idea of an attractive woman. McPhee finished in the top five (runner-up), which was the clue we got about who Playboy's first choice is. Kellie Pickler did NOT finish in the top five (6th place, though), so she would be the one waiting in the wings if McPhee decides not to do it. Just because Pickler has a semi-successful career in country music right now does not mean that she would automatically turn down Playboy. Lots of women who are experiencing success have used Playboy to get that extra "boost" that would get them more exposure for a wider audience (oh, the double entendres in that sentence--sorry!). I see no conflict between having a decent career in music and appearing in Playboy at the same time.
Just my thoughts--please feel free to say what you will about them! :)
1. Rosie Perez and Judd Apatow
ReplyDeleteJust kidding... Eva Mendez
I like the Amy Poehler guess, but does she really have B+ name recognition? Also, I would think Enty would have mentioned the TV connection somewhere in the BI.
2. Sticking with my Clay Aiken guess from the other day.
I don't really get the "pose in Playboy, help your career" bit. I mean, I understand the logic of it, but I've never really seen anyone's career improve because of some last ditch, desperate measure to pose in Playboy. Has it helped anyone's dying- or nonexistant- career? Debbie Gibson? Denise Richards? Belinda Carlisle? Tiffany? Gabrielle Reece? Amanda Beard? Shannen Doherty? Charisma Carpenter? LaToya Jackson? Carnie Wilson? Adrianne Curry? Dana Plato (poor thing)? It's the print version of faux-celebrity reality television.
ReplyDelete1: Minnie Driver? Has she had her baby yet?
ReplyDeleteAlluded to already, but could #1 be a ruse. Maybe the actress is married to the director in question and it will turn out well for everyone???
ReplyDeleteJust looked at the random pictures, and it occurred to me that #1 could be Anna Faris. She's kinda C+/B- list. Does she have B+ name recognition?
ReplyDeleteflora- in the old days when playboy did really, classy photos (hey, ent, got some old barbi benton poses in your basement?) no clit, just boobs and bush (yes, my dad had them in the house w/ the calendars since i was a babe) it was a launching pad for some.
ReplyDeletethe aforementioned ms. benton (sp?) turned out to have an incredible 5 octave range and had a decent career after her FIRST photos, and about 15(?) years ago posed again in a really classy beautiful set.
yeah, if i'd had the bod, i'd have posed, my mama always said "if ya got it, flaunt it!"!
oh, wait, maybe that was bette midler.
i think i just read somewhere that jessica s. was finally going to do it, has nothing to do with THIS blind, but we've all just been holding our breath waiting for pimpa to arrange THAT.
It has to be Eva Mendes...just saw 'Ghostrider' and she was so bad that I saved the movie right beside 'Sleepaway Camp' (you know...the murdering chick turns out to be a boy at the end?) and Coyote Ugly for the times I want to sit around and wonder why these bimbos have jobs and I don't. Those times also involve Vodka and a lot of drunk dialing. Oh well...another story for another time. Cheers!
ReplyDeleteIt has to be Eva Mendes...just saw 'Ghostrider' and she was so bad that I saved the movie right beside 'Sleepaway Camp' (you know...the murdering chick turns out to be a boy at the end?) and Coyote Ugly for the times I want to sit around and wonder why these bimbos have jobs and I don't. Those times also involve Vodka and a lot of drunk dialing. Oh well...another story for another time. Cheers!
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ReplyDeleteJust for a different idea... How about Selma Blair and Guillermo del Toro for #1?
ReplyDeleteoh, man, i forgot garrett morris! i wish he was out and about more often!
ReplyDeletei remember back in the good old days of SNL saying i wanted to ummmm, you know, with bill murray, but i wanted to have chevy's babies. gimme a break, i was pretty young.
oh, hell, i'd still let either one cop a feel.
good times, good times.
i SO love this site.
and kevin smith.
okay, i've just decided i love carmen, too.
ReplyDeletewhat area code you in, chica??
lol!!
I'm not buying these pregnancy tales anymore..can't recall one that turned out to be true. A few weeks ago, it was a sure thing (not blind) that Clooney's ex-wannabe was expecting.. evidently her spanx is holding it all in still..
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ReplyDeleteBionic Bunny,
ReplyDeleteYou are too kind...I'm currently mired in NC where I can observe the indigenous primates known as 'Redneck' and 'Transplanted Yankee'. It's not exactly rewarding, unless I'm on Xanax, then pretty much anything becomes entertaining. If I chase it with a couple of shots of Vodka, I become convinced my life here is actually RELEVANT. I'm addicted to this site because really nice people like yourself actually talk to me and, unlike my children, don't ask me for money or to go live with 'Daddy'.
What makes this really sad is that Daddy and I aren't divorced.
But I digress...
You have a cool name and avatar and I'd really like the other people here to think I'm hip by association.
Ciao.
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ReplyDeletehey carmen, too bad you are in NC, I would love to have you come hang out with me in Philly girl .. I will supply the twisted teas and you bring the xanax then we can sit and laugh at my trailer park living neighbors .. good times@
ReplyDeleteMinnie Driver sort of fits for #1
ReplyDelete@bionic- since I had to look Barbi Benton up to find out who she is and what she did, I still don't really get your point. She's not exactly a household name. The point I was trying to make was that former celebrities trying to jump start comatose careers through posing in Playboy never seem to get that boost that they think they will. One might argue Drew Barrymore though...it did help break her out of the "Child Star" mode, but if you remember it was still several years after that that she began to be a real player in Hollywood again- and that had much more to do with her resolve and talent more than anything else, and not those dreadfully awful pictures she took at 19.
ReplyDeleteMinnie Driver is better than C+/B- list by a long shot. Only a few years ago she was A. Besides, there might be a TV reference if ENT meant her given The Riches is the last project (besides a baby) that she's done.
ReplyDelete1. Roseanna Arquette
ReplyDelete2. Katherine McPhee
I am almost positive that my #1 is right!