#1 - How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well, in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian lover.
#2 - I honestly didn't believe it the first time I heard this about a month ago, but when I heard it again yesterday, I started to believe. This actress is C list. Used to be on a hit network television show. Now she does films. Definite B list name recognition. Long term boyfriend who everyone assumed she was bearding for. True? Who the hell knows. But, this is where it gets even more interesting. Despite the fact that she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex, it turns out that our actress is actually a virgin. Going to remain one until she is married which is why she actually enjoyed bearding. Guess her relationship prior to that was all about fighting the guy off.
#1 Nicolette Sheridan
ReplyDelete#2 Rachel Bilson
#2 is Rachel Bilson, definitely!
ReplyDelete2 jessica biel?
ReplyDeleteI think Jessica Biel is a great guess. I wouldn't say that Rachel Bilson is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex".
ReplyDelete1. Neve Cambell?
ReplyDelete2. Rachel Bilson is a good guess but was she on a tv show?
I thought Rachel Bilson also.
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel radiates testosterone & grease.
I don't think Rachel Bilson OR Jessica Biel RADIATE sex. Now who else is bearding?
ReplyDeleteRachel Bilson is very cute but she doesn't radiate sex.
ReplyDelete"Jessica Biel radiates testosterone & grease."
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!!!!!
No clue on these. Brain not thinky good today.
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ReplyDeleteMegan Fox for # 2?
ReplyDeleteI don't think #2 is jessica Biel. Isn't she rumored to be a lesbian (or have a girlfriend)?
ReplyDelete#1 "Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you"
ReplyDeleteRumored back in the day J. Aniston was a lezbot. What recently happened with her boyfriend?
I don't really believe this, but Jennifer Aniston for 1...
ReplyDeletefor #1-would'nt it be great if it was gold digging Denise? See, to me, it fits her. Charlie would probaly dance a dance of glee in the streets!
ReplyDeleteBlison or Rossum for #2.
Can 1 be Jennifer Love Hewett?
ReplyDeleteMy vote is Bilson. But she and Adam Brody DID live together. Why keep holding back if you're already living in sin? (that's assuming she's a virgin for religious purposes)
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel is a good guess but wasn't 7th Heaven on the WB? That doesn't count as a network, does it?
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ReplyDelete1- Jennifer Aniston. That wouldn't surprise me. Ever since Brad and her broke up, all her relationships seemed force to me. I can totally see her doing this. If it isn't Jen, I'm sure we'll find out who the actress is soon.
ReplyDelete2- I have no clue but I'm guessing Rachel Bilson or Jessica Biel.
Rachel Bilson for #2 " was on OC and won't do nude scenes she "considers her body sacred".
ReplyDeleteWB would be considered Network. Network is anything "broadcast" and not cable/satellite. Cable would be Bravo/A&E/HBO. "Network" typically refers to ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX/WB/CW/UPN/PBS.
ReplyDeleteMy guesses were
#1 - Mischa Barton, she did that film with TaTu the Russian lesbian teenagers.
#2 - My thought was Bilson as well.
Oops I thought about #1 for a quick second. After reading it again I don't consider Jennifer to be C list film actress/B list television. More like A-list television/B list film actress.
ReplyDeleteI thin #2 is more Rachel Bilson. I remember reading some articles about her where she was described as being sultry, elegant and exuding sex (some pics of her were taken to back that up) :)
ReplyDelete#1 - I like the Mischa Barton guess, but I so want it to be Jessica Simpson.
ReplyDelete#2 - I thought Megan Fox too. Bilson just doesn't radiate sex to me.
Or, what about Mila Kunis for #2? She got seriously hot. Show would be That 70s show, and now she does movies. Would Macauley be the beard? They aren't still together, are they?
#1 Nicolette Sheridan good guess. I was thinking Mischa Barton -- Ent loves to hate her and I doubt anyone but her wants her career revived (she was killed off in the OC..a clue?? Revive the dead)
ReplyDelete#2 Rachel Bilson fits all but radiates sex. That part has me stumped
I think it's an OC-themed day, folks.
ReplyDelete1) Barton for #1 -- she certainly has a career that only SHE wants revived.
2) Enty just questioned Biel's hotness a few days ago, remember? Don't think he'd necessarily say she radiates sex. But he DID just point out Bilson's great legs a few days ago (hi. I am currently job searching and thus have lots of time to read this blog and memorize everything my obese entertainment guru says) in the random photos, remember. Rachel's tiny and adorable; I think she's absolutely gorgeous personally, with a slammin' body and beautiful, beautiful features -- and I'm sure a LOT of people find her dead sexy.
I vote Bilson for 2. It would explain why she and Adam broke it off. That break-up still saddens me. :-(
OoOoOoO I like the Mischa Barton guess for number 1. I don't consider Megan Fox to be virgin, there's no way she is. LOL! #2 sounds more like Rachel Bilson to me. She just strikes me as a virgin.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we debating it? Just wait until the next actress comes out in a few weeks time, after splitting from her boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteIf it's true, PR might change a few o' the semantics around but hey, just watch this space. Simple huh?
Megan Fox was quoted as saying all she wants to do is have sex all day....she loves it. no way its her. i'mon the micha train for 1
ReplyDeleteIntriguing thought for #2: Rose McGowan?
ReplyDelete#1: Lilo's already pulled this stunt, so this is a copycat version. But definitely Mischa Barton, whom no one likes and whose career no one cares about. And this blind sounds like it has to be someone younger than Nicolette Sheridan. Going lesbot would not help Sheridan's career at this point -- I think going back to her singer boyfriend did more for her there.
ReplyDelete#2 could be Rachel Bilson. Funny that she'd keep it a secret when Miley, Jessica Simpson, and even Brooke Shields in her heyday loudly announced to the world that they would be virgins until they married.
1. Misha Barton. Aniston made a ton of money last year, no way her fortune is dwindling anytime soon. Plus, Friends is in syndication, she is set for life.
ReplyDelete2. I thought of Rachel Bilson as soon as I read the blind. It all fits. She was on hit TV series (the OC), she is C list but with B list name recognition, she probably had to fight off Adam Brody but has been with Hayden Christensen (rumored to be gay). And she is definitely sexy.
i have nothing yet, but you guys are missing a BIG clue in 1.
ReplyDelete"C list film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do"
El loves to hate her...
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=340
ReplyDeleteI dont know which ways this proves for bilson
1# Misha Barton sounds like a winner.
ReplyDelete2# can't be Biel. She's a greasy mess these days and she's at least bi. She also would fuck anyone and everyone to get ahead. Male,female,vegetable, mineral....
I would have to go with Rachel on this one.
vegetable or mineral!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteAniston can't be #1. Ent said she would take her "dwindling money" and pay for a beard. Aniston can't be hard up for cash, not with what Friends made, its residuals, DVD sales, etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd IIRC, she used to be a house flipper, where she'd buy a property, fix it up nice, and sell it for a tidy profit. Apparently she was quite good at it, too.
2)My first thoughts were Danielle Fischer (Boy meets world) or Jamie Lynn Siegler (Sopranos)?
ReplyDeleteBoth were famous beards for Lance Bass, but neither radiates sex and Jamie-Lynn is already divorced.
for #1: Haylie Duff. Just to throw a new name in there.
2- Jessica Biel.
ReplyDelete1- still working on it.
#1 - I'm with Mischa Barton or Tara Reid for this one. Except Tara only did a supporting / guest type role on Scrubs, which doesn't really make her B list tv.
ReplyDeleteIs Mischa Barton really a C list film actress? I don't see much on her resume to get her up that high.
pimp dave: Rose McGowan used to go out with Marilyn Manson. No way he'd put up with a girl who wouldn't put out. No way in hell.
ReplyDeleteCan't be Bilson for #2:
ReplyDeleteFrom http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20012533,00.html
My mom's a sex therapist, so she's great at talking about relationships," the O.C. star, 25, tells the new InStyle spinoff Your Look in its spring issue.
"She knew the day after I lost my virginity. Oh, yeah. She starting talking to me about sex. She said, 'It happened last night, didn't it?' I was like, 'How did you do that?!' She did the whole mom thing, of course: Use condoms, etc. Weird, but helpful."
Hate to disappoint. She was my guess, too.
Woah, miranda, NICE CATCH!! :D
ReplyDelete2- Mila Kunis? Though she doesn't radiate sex, I don't think....
ReplyDelete2. What about Alexis Bledel?
ReplyDelete@famous adrian...
ReplyDeletenow that you mention her, I think she fits #2
...oh, but she's on a hit show now...
#1 I immediately thought JA...
but I think the "love to hate" says Mischa
these are two of the harder ones in a long time
#2 specifically says "women", so I don't think it's a "young" girl...
There is NO way it's Aniston. That's just throwing a name out there for the sake of throwing. She's A+++tv/B+ film. She's one of the highest earning stars in Hollywood, with her film salaries and Friends residuals (she makes millions a year off those alone). Not a chance in Hell it's Aniston.
ReplyDeleteEL HATES Mischa Barton though. And since no one in town will hire her, only Mischa is interested in reviving her career.
EL HATES:
Eva Longoria
Mischa Barton
Denise Richards
Paris Hilton
those are types he openly hates.
if #2 is jessica Biel, she may technically be a virgin because she is a lesbian
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ReplyDeleteVanessa Hudgens for # 2?
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Rose McGowan. She was in that cult that promoted sex with children (I think). Although, if her dad ran her local chapter, perhaps she was spared some of the more brutal bits.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mila Kunis for #2 right away, too, Elle. I'm with you!
ReplyDeletewhat about Winona Ryder for #1 ?
ReplyDeleteNo guesses - still thinking...
ReplyDeleteBut I don't think there is any way #2 is Alexis Bledel.
ENTY (appropriately,) seems to respect Alexis. Even though I do still believe she was involved in the Milo abuse blog last year, Enty usually has nothing but kind words, praise and compliments for the lovely Alexis.
Aside from that... Alexis seems to me to be more of a classic, reserved beauty than someone who oozes sex appeal? As well, she wouldn't be 'one of the most sought after' in Hollywood.
(mores the pity - I still have a girl crush on Rory & Loralie both)
Despite Rachel Bilson's comments to People, I still think it could be her.
ReplyDeleteThere have been one or two instances of celebs lying to publications in the past. Why would this be any different?
Mischa Barton for number 1, everybody wants her to disappear already.
ReplyDelete"Bearding for" what does that mean? Does it mean the person is gay? I'm sorry but this really suits Rachel Bilson with Hayden Christensen.
There was some video where they asked several famous people what age they lost their virginity. Rachel Bilson was in it and she said 14..I don't know why she'd lie about losing it at such a young age.
ReplyDeleteAlso--gonna say Winona Ryder for #1.
ReplyDeleteStill no guesses. I was on the Bilson bandwagon for a while there, though.
ReplyDeleteThat said, after several glasses(yet still not enough,) of a nice Pinot Grigio, it has occurred to me that what I am really pining for is a nice Hollywood Gossip Blogger blind - a la Ted C. or Perez. (Hands OFF Lainey though!)
:D :D :D
That might be a fun switch-up, Ent.
#2 may be a virgin in the traditional sense, but maybe not in the back door sense ...
ReplyDelete#2....Pene Cruz?
ReplyDeleteThis is my first time leaving a comment but I LOVE all of ya'lls. I am going to say though #2 is not rachel bilson because she is old school hollywood - dad is a screenwriter? mom is a SEX therapist. I am huge fan and in a few interviews she has talked about being super wild back in the day as well as how sexuality is super expilicit in her upbringing so it seems in her younger years might have lost it. Also, a way while back Perez had a blind item talking about a young starlet on a hit tv show (oc was huge at the time) who is known to frequent AA but he would never reveal b/c he was proud of her. All clues at the time pointed to her and then it seemedd right when Adam Brody started hardcore partying she ended things so I think thats why they broke up...
ReplyDeletewhat about sophia bush for #2? shes on one tree hill, has made a few c-list movies and is/was supposed to be dating austin nichols.
ReplyDeletesophia bush imdb
and she def radiates. look at her pics. her skin is always a little shiny and shes far sexier than bilson.
ReplyDeleteSophia Bush was married & divorced from Chad Michael Murray--maybe that was the reason! lol
ReplyDelete>>>>(Hands OFF Lainey though!)
ReplyDeleteShe is ridiculous in her hating, almost jealous acting.
Sorry, no way in a million years is #2 Biel. She is super-diesel, uber-lesbian, very manly and is obviously the man in any relationship, including JT.
ReplyDeleteHowever,Penelope Cruz does seem a reasonable guess. Especially knowing Tom Cruise and Matthew McCaughnahey are not going to try to get her gorgeous panties.
@ Jamie's Girl
ReplyDeleteTrue, true...
But she is also pithy.
And she also gives good blind.
Unlike Ted.
I have to admit I am only a genuine fan of CDAN, Lainey & DListed.
(am I banned now?) :D
Pandora, those are my only three sites as well!
ReplyDeleteYahweh bless Michael K!
#2)I think I know who it is, but I don't want to out the actor. Especially if he wants to keep it in the closet, so to speak. LOL
ReplyDeletebilson was always rumored to be hayden's beard. he was...maybe still is her long time boyfriend.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Ent gives a clue that the previous boyfriend was straight, and the current boyfriend is not.
ReplyDeletevideo of rachel saying she lost it at 14
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lLshTBfZ2A
seems like ent is talking in past tense about the beard relationship. Isabel Lucas? she did "home and away" maybe.. couldn't be sophia she was married, Emily Blunt hasn't done tv.
I think I'll go with Mila Kunis the bf shes bearding was Macaulay Culkin and guy pressuring her Wilmer Valderrama.
Also, I think shes a really big dork like plays WoW so I love her and feel kinda of a crazy celeb sisterhood vibe b/c of this.
Ops! I forgot Sophia was married. It lasted like a week?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Michael K. and his amazing, hilarious, dead-on D-listed!
ReplyDeleteIt's the only place I can go and find a genuine laugh every single day. Michael K. rules.
Plus I love his love for things like chola eyebrows.
My must-check-like-20-times-a-day
websites are: Crazydaysandnight, obviously, D-listed, Celebitchy, Jezebel, and Passive-Aggressive Notes. On Sunday I have to go to PostSecret first before I do anything else.
The internet is crazy addictive.
No offense to her or anything because I like her fine.....but
ReplyDeleteI don't think it could be Rachel Bilson.
The blind says, "she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex".
I have heard Rachel descibed as cute as a button, adorable, etc, etc. Being desired and radiating sex is a whole other way of coming across.
When I think of someone being universally desired and radiating sex.....I always think of Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. Like the scene when William Hurt comes to her house and she closes the door on him and she's standing in the foyer with that tight, body-hugging blouse and skirt on. Oh man.
His lust for her so visable as he goes to each window and sees her just standing there. He finally strides over.....takes that patio chair .....shatters the french door....
.....and then just takes her right there on the hallway floor. Now that is hotness...desire...total sexiness.
It would have to be an actress that would inspire that kind of oh-my-goodness magic, in my opinion.
No offense to anyone who thinks it's her, btw. Just my thoughts.
Yay for gossip sites and fake lesbians with no careers and lying virgins!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE dlisted as much as the next guy or gal proclaiming his or her love for Michael K. What a quick-witted little mofo -- and he's self-deprecating, unlike a certain obese pink-haired fucktard who we all love to hate.
Lainey lives forever. Yes, she's a MEAN bitch (she makes me wince sometimes), but her blinds are insanely good.
I also love A Socialite's Life for J. Harvey's writing alone, though its new title -- Socialite Life -- is awkward enough to drive me into total distraction whenever I click on the link.
Passiveaggressivenotes is HILARIOUS, and so is engrish.com. Gotta give a shout out to those two -- and, of course, gofugyourself contains some pretty genius and snarky writing. Whenever I see some heinous outfit, I KNOW it'll end up on that site. LOVE those bitches.
i'mnotobsessed is monitored by a sweet Long Island (I can't say that without putting an accent on it, you know?) chick who CONSTANTLY updates allllll day, but many of the people who post comments there are fourteen year-old anonymous morons who get off on insulting strangers and their opinions, so post something at your own risk. Oh, and you will seldom encounter such anti-Brangelina fervor. EVERY post -- whether it's about Mr. T, handbags or yeast infections, etc -- will, invariably, lead someone to mention Angelina and how she's a homewrecking whore. Apparently, these people also find her ugly. Oooookay. Eye of the beholder, blah blah blah.
I think the girls who run jezebel are a bunch of snots. Yup. I said it. AUDITIONING before you POST a COMMENT? They remind me of the holier-than-thou hipsters who wanted to be Different like all the Other Different People who attended my college. People who claimed to be nonjudgmental but still threw snarky glares at the girls who were too busy doing their fucking schoolwork and whatnot to travel to urban outfitters to buy the ugly-as-shit goodwillesque outfits they'd wear with complete irony. Kiss my white ass, you condescending hos. Defamer is far superior, anyhow.
I'm feelin' fiesty today. Hope Enty posts some good shit!
#2 definitely MB, but for #2, it sure sounds like megan fox, although I know she is very outspoken about her she "loves" her some sex .. I think we need to look at someone similar to her .. unless of course, that is all a big pr lie and she is sweet and virginal .. nah ..
ReplyDeleteErnestine...I LOVE your snap!
ReplyDeleteYou are right. The chicks over at Jezebel can be just like you said.
I parse through the articles and find what I like. I would never dare comment on there.
Defamer is awesome and I love the recurring posts about the seen celebrities.
I will be on the lookout for your fiesty comments. Go, E!
I don't know who #2 is, but good for her! She wants to wait until she is married - very rare these days, especially in show business.
ReplyDelete#2, I am definitely on board with Mila Kunis, because she is way too good for Culkin. And did any of you see "Sarah Marshall?" She was incredibly hot in that movie. I didn't think she would look good next to Kristin Bell, who I worship, but she was equally as beautiful, sexy, and funny.
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox? Seriously? Have you not seen the pictures of her giving BAG a public hand job? :)
#1 I think Enty loves to hate Mischa, and it would sure fit with her TaTu movie.
Oh, and the idea of Wilmer with blue balls makes me SO happy.
ReplyDeletedoes mischa barton even have a boyfriend to dump?
ReplyDeleteOH!! What about Scarlett Johanssen for 2?? Though, I highly doubt her fiance is gay...
ReplyDeleteToday is Mila Kunis' birthday. Coincidence?????
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ReplyDeleteJENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
ReplyDeletestill lives with her mother, n'est pas?
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ReplyDeleteI'm thinking #2 could be Elisha Cuthbert?
ReplyDeleteShe dated that Sean Avery fellow for a while, and despite being an athlete, he makes my gaydar go off for a number of reasons. Prior to that she was with that friend of Justin Timberlake's... Trace something.
#1 has to be Winona Rdyer -- just today (8/14) Lainey Gossip reported:
ReplyDelete"Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it."
its not winona ryder- she is not a television actress!!!
ReplyDelete#1 megan fox? i mean, she has recently admitted to a lesbian relationship in the past.
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