This Will Make The Divorce Look Even Worse

Remember when Mel B and Stephen Belafonte got married last year. Well no one else remembers it either because they did it in secret. Even Mel B's mom didn't know. So, what do you do to correct that little problem? Well if you are 99.99% of the people in the world you just leave it alone and go on with your life.

But, if you happen to be a money sucking leech then you go ahead and renew your vows for cash. A magazine is paying the former Spice Girl $400,000 to get hitched again. Considering how the couple have been getting in horrendous arguments almost daily, this should be one hell of a party.

There are some conditions to the money though. Mel B has to invite celebrities, and keep family limited because, hey, weddings are all about celebrity and families can just look at photos (for a fee). It doesn't matter if Mel B knows them or doesn't know them, she has been given an invitation list to follow.

In my opinion I think this is more Stephen's doing then Mel B. Since he is the one renewing the vows with her, then presumably $200,000 is his simply for showing up and looking like the dufus he already is. Whether they get divorced the week after or not, he still gets that $200,000.

Can you imagine if this renewal of vows thing takes off? We will go from babies on covers to people getting their vows renewed every year for cash just to sell magazines. Hell for money, Pamela Anderson might even marry Kid Rock again, get divorced, and then marry Tommy Lee, get divorced and just keep going. Seems a hell of a lot easier to just get married every year then to actually have to work for a living.