Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Sienna Not A Slut - Just Friendly


I think it is kind of humorous that the first interview Sienna Miller has had published since her latest scandal is with a magazine called S. I think we can all guess what the S stands for. OK, well I don't know either, but for purposes of this post, we will assume that they find the slut of the month and interview her. Next month is Kim Kardashian, and the month after is Diddy who has also done Sienna, so the circle is complete.

I'm guessing the interview was done prior to the whole Balthazar Getty thing, because they didn't ask her about it. So, think about that. They did the interview PRIOR to the Balthazar Getty thing and yet, they still asked her about her reputation as a slut.

"The biggest misconception of me in the press is that I'm a slut. Apparently I've slept with half of Hollywood."

Well, you are the one who said it. I don't actually think she has slept with half of Hollywood. I think it is more like several hundred. Of course the people that she has sex with are not exactly virgins and so I guess if you do the math and multiply how many people they have been with, then lets see, carry the six, yep, she has been with a ton.

Balthazar's wife would be crazy to take him back at this point because his peen has to be toxic. Sure, he probably used a condom, but when you are talking about that level of toxicity, I don't think a thin layer of latex, ribbed for her pleasure is going to stop what she has going on.

"I'll invite journalists into my house to have a cup of tea, and then they'll write about my appallingly messy sink and how my knickers are on the floor."

Why don't you pick them up then? You just throw them on the kitchen floor? I'm actually surprised she wears them. When you have a turnover rate like she does, you would think she would just find them a waste at this point.

Tell me again why she is famous. Have you really loved her in any role?


22 comments:

  1. YES SHES VERY FRIENDLY.....

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  2. I didn't even know who she was until the BG scandal. Does that make me a bad person?

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  3. Dear Baby Jesus,
    Please help me love Sienna.

    Ok I love her 6 feet under with bugs crawling out of her eyes.
    Nothing from the dead would touch her toxic cooch.
    It could kill even the dead.

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  4. I have a fashion question....
    When did wearing pantyhose sans skirt/pants/bottoms become the rage?

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  5. Anonymous11:25 AM

    She is so friendly she doesn't charge lol hahaha.

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  6. Merlin--it looks like her stylist must have left her a pair of Spanx, & she took it as an outfit.
    And I agree---wash your dishes & pick up your underwear, Slut! Then reporters can't write about them.

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  7. where there's smoke..there's a slut.

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  8. I imagine her exactly as the part she played in Keen Eddie. And I hope to god that Mark Valley didn't tap that.

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  9. "Tell me again why she is famous. Have you really loved her in any role?"

    I was going to ask the same thing...is she famous for screwing?

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  10. She must have left her skirt with whoever she slept with last.

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  11. never seen her movies, but sluts are good.

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  12. I have to admit I did like the movie Casanova (2005). Sienna is a real life female Casanova!

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  13. I actually liked her in Alfie, but then at that time I still liked Jude Law. What a waste of pretty.

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  14. Yeah it is fun to think back to those days mooshki...Sienna was likable and Jude had not lost his sexy yet...good times

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  15. Anonymous12:11 PM

    I love her in the role of biggest ho on the planet. She's a total natural for the part. If we're talking body of work, and she's a slut on every set she's been on, wouldn't she be a prostitute? Or is the sex for free and you just pay for the STD transmission?

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  16. She was in Stardust, a charming, under-rated movies. Not because of her performance. lol. Come to think of it, she did play a vacuous man-eater in it.

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  17. i liked her in factory girl but thats all i saw her in...its funny how she often defends her slut status lol

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  18. wow. i'm glad i'm not the only one!
    i didn't know anything about her until i started hanging out at the gossip sites! i don't know if i've ever seen one of her movies!

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  19. I love you, Devildana. You AND your deliciously macabre imagination.

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  20. little miss smoke and mirrors, you took the words right out of my mouth. I've been a Mark Valley fan since junior high, when I used to skip school to watch him play Jack Deveraux on DAYS. (Kiddies, there was no TiVO in those days, and my VCR sucked. Also, I hated school.) I do not understand how's she's the one from the show with the name recognition while he's the one with the talent.

    And Miss Hornypenny was much more attractive, IMHO.

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  21. You guys. Just like we can still appreciate Michael Jackson for his music even tho he is a total child molester (you know he is), we can still appreciate Sienna for the talented actress i think she is. Have you seen Factory Girl? Most of you are judging her on her character as a ho played in real life, which she is. I dont know if this is due to drugs and partying that induce her to slut it up, if it is her probably horribly low self esteem or whatever, the girl can fucking act. I am not saying she is as talented as MJ but dont discount her abilities just because she has been ridden as many times as a bike seat.

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  22. trix - WORD! Miss Horneypenny was awesome! I waited for those scenes on every epi!

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