Random Photos Part One

I mean why the hell not. Everyone else is showing Brad Pitt and George Clooney, so might as well join the party.
And another of them checking out Tilda Swinton. You can tell she knows they are checking her out.
Don't worry. Your kids are safe. This is as close as the photographer dared to get to Annabelle Gutman.
At this point, Paula Abdul must just have the liquor injected directly into her veins. She has got to be wondering what she can do or who. Notice the new judge copping a feel of Paula too. Nice.
Chris Daughtry - Denver

The Coen brothers because, well they are the Coen brothers. Everyone shows Brad and George, but not the Coen brothers.
Ariana and Charlie. Sounds like a talk show.
Brody Jenner on his 25 birthday sponsored by LG. Can't wait until celebrities have their funerals sponsored by companies.
Bryan Clay is our gratuitous Olympian of the day.
On the set of Entourage.

Eva Mendes in Australia. Enjoy her while you can. We want her back. However next time Paris goes over you can keep her.
David Banner - New York
I just have this pet peeve about dresses that could double as tablecloths or curtains. Yes, it is Claudia Schiffer, and yes she is gorgeous, but I feel like there should be a set of china on her dress.
Honestly, how would you like to be Carey Hart right now and have Pink slamming you everyday on the radio with her song?

Does anyone not like Jenny McCarthy at this point?

"No honey. I promise. Go ahead and wear it. No, you don't look trashy at all."
Eva Mendes and Jamie Lynn Sigler on the same day. This calls for a drink. Hello Jose.
I still am unsure about the US version of Life On Mars, but Harvey Keitel in it makes me breathe a little easier.
The only days that Gabriel Garko doesn't get laid are the days he stays at home. Seriously. Just give me one day like that.

Yeah, I know. But honestly there are lots and lots of Hills fans on here and so they like to stalk from photos.

Today is a great day. Laura Bennett and Tim Gunn and Eva Mendes and Jamie Lynn. Damn, might have to move up the tequila scale today.
Katie in the morning before the drugs wear off.
Either that or this is a different person from the morning. They just are two different personalities.
The obnoxiously gorgeous couple of the day award goes to Jake Wall and Jennifer Hawkins. You know what Hawkins I miss? Sophie B. Hawkins. I love her.

Even the way Miley Cyrus holds her dad's hand creeps me out.

I guess Bradley Walsh, who is the guy on the right, didn't move that little stick well enough because he got voted off the show.
Lindsay Price. Hasn't she been a blind item or something?
No shit. She did it again. This is Lola Ponce and if you will remember, yesterday she wore a gold Michael Jackson glove. Apparently she is doing the glove Olympics because today is silver.
Luis Fonsi - Miami

Ryan Seacrest really needs to stop getting wasted before work.

And during work.
In case you were wondering what happened to Rebecca Loos. She got into a fight with a Van Gogh painting and lost.
MacKenzie Phillips tried to board a plane with heroin and coke. Allegedly. It could have just been white powder. Wow, I would not have been wanting to sit next to her if she had got them on. She would have been going to town on those tray tables.
Ben Affleck on the other hand, just gets his shoes taken.
Last week we had Isla and the baby. Today Sacha Baron Cohen.

Just because I think this is Clown Day in the US.
Haven't set congratulations to Vin Diesel and the baby. So, congrats.
Yeah, yeah. Because I know one was not enough.
And because George Clooney looks like an ad from a Sears catalog, circa 1978.