Random Photos Part One

No rhyme or reason to Amy Adams being on the top. She just happens to have the initials AA, and so she ended up here. Although, out of the many Ben Stiller films, Night At The Museum was one of my favorites. This is Amy on the set of Night At The Museum 2.
With the exception of her name, the Anna Faris of today is nothing like the Anna Faris of ten years ago.
Adrian Grenier gets us started on what for some reason has kind of turned into a bare chest edition of the photos.
I understand Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller were caught in mid embrace, but it does look like Balthazar is checking his watch to make sure he doesn't move into the next hour and cost himself an extra $500. Yes, Balthazar is an ass for doing this to his wife, but Sienna jokes are just so much easier because she has been caught doing the same thing repeatedly. Balthazar on the other hand is just a blind item or four.

Sienna on her way to the airport.
Billy Bob Thornton - New York
Ben Affleck is just the like rest of us. And when I say us, I mean guys. And when I say guys, I mean guys who balk at the idea of taking a shower or combing what is left of our hair simply because we may have to go out in public. Sure, we wore these clothes the past few days, but hey, it isn't like we are going to someplace where we are going to be in a confined area. Sure, the jacket might be ten years old, but hey, who is going to notice. Of course unlike the rest of us, Ben gets his photo sent all over the world. Almost makes you want to shower. Almost.
Would this be an inopportune time to play Who Would You Rather Do?
"Drink Vitamin Water and you too can look like Corey Feldman in Lost Boys."

Ben Stiller on the set of Night At The Museum 2.
Playing catch with the kids on the playground? Priceless. Forgetting that baseballs break car windows? $463.28
I don't need to attend the Bacardi Mojito Masterclass. Lets face it. After about the 8th mojito, you are just chugging the rum from the bottle and chewing the mint leaves in your mouth because you are hungry as hell and forgot to go to the grocery store earlier.
Brett Lee demonstrates the latest in bar technology which takes away the guessing of whether some guy is managing to conceal 50 pounds of fat under his Spanxx.

Now, this could just be me, but are Katharine McPhee's breasts actually touching her waistline?

Kelly Brook is not doing Pretty Woman 2.
See, I learn something new everyday. Apparently in Germany when there is a photocall for a new television show, the actors and actresses, show the press what they want for Christmas. I know, I know, but it is tougher than you think to come up with a joke when someone is doing this. It would have been so much easier if some guy had been stuffing socks down his pants as well.
Normally I would think this was weird as crap, but this is Helena Bonham Carter. That ship sailed a long time ago.
Judging from the rest of the photos in this set, I'm guessing Fernando Verdasco plays tennis for a living, but if you told me he was a violinist, I would believe you because honestly I have no idea, and am too lazy to check.
Either this Rhys Ifans thing with Kimberly Stewart is just a friends thing or his peen is huge because I don't know how he could get away with wearing this to what seems like a fairly nice place for dinner with a girlfriend.

Nicole Kidman forgot to tuck it back behind her.
So, according to the Daily Mail, this tattoo is brand new. You will notice it says Nicole. Umm, wouldn't you want one of your daughter. Marriages are curious beasts, but your child is forever.
Sometimes when you catch Monet Mazur just right it is like looking at Madonna from 20 years ago.
Lily Allen winning friends and influencing people. Tough to get a lot behind a punch when you are wearing heels, drunk off your ass, smoking a cigarette and surrounded by paps.
"Look, don't you know who I have f**ked? I want a discount."

Shwayze - New York
" Bueller? Bueller?" I would have also accepted, "Is anyone sitting here?", "Did someone drop a quarter?", and "OK, who peed?"
Selma Blair with her acid trip inspiration.
I'm a masochist, what can I say. I just keep hoping it will get better at some point, but it really doesn't.