Random Photos Part One

Bernie Mac. Seems the reports of your death were premature. You are one very tough guy and I know you are going to pull through and make it. Don't let me down. Why the hell else would I watch another Ocean's movie if you weren't in it?
Christina, you are also one tough person and I don't think anything like breast cancer could ever keep you down. You have been through so much in the past 20 years and come through like a champ so one little lump has no chance at all. Take care of yourself.
Morgan, I know you are sitting in that hospital room in Memphis right now just wondering when they are going to let you go down to The Rendezvous and get some ribs. Take care of yourself. You are truly one of the greats.
First, I didn't even know Adrienne Barbeau was still alive. Sure, if pressed I don't recall seeing an obit, but really names blur. She looks better than the last time I saw her which would have been the last time any of us saw her. Swamp Thing. No, wait. She was in Back To School as well. Didn't she have kids when she was like 50 or something?
At this point I almost feel sorry for Brian Austin Green.
Channing Tatum doing the drunk prom shot with Jenna Dewan.

Chad Michael Murray also doubled as a limo driver yesterday.
Who else is going to show you Christopher Lloyd? He looks great doesn't he? He's going to be 70 in a few months.
You know why I like Brittany Snow? Because she sticks up for her friends no matter what. Love that she spoke up for Nikki Blonsky. I mean not that it would be tough to choose between Nikki and some random ANTM person who no one will remember, but still, the thought is what counts.
Black Kids - Chicago

Danica Patrick with some kind of Wonder Woman look and racing boots.

Since Derek Hough is only 14, and too young to gamble or dress on his own, he was forced to watch from the sidelines as his girlfriend played poker. He was forced to sit behind her after he kept asking when she was going to go fish.
I haven't seen pants like that since That Nick-At-Nite - Jeffersons/Partridge Family marathon.
You know you are good looking when you can make an outfit from Toughskins look good.
Speaking of Toughskins. I notice that David Archuleta hasn't taken that chastity pledge that the tweeners seem to be into. My guess it is because he just can't keep the ladies off him. I mean look at those shoes. They scream, hey, I've got big feet so you know what that means.

Yea, Josh I would be pretty embarrassed also if I got a stiffy from Fergie. It doesn't mean you are gay though, so don't worry.

Gillian Welch - Newport, Rhode Island
G. Love & Special Sauce - Chicago
Tip #436 on how to make yourself look more beautiful in photos.
Yes, it's true. Denise Richards is getting paid to do a film. Yes, I posted it last month, but it seems that they are actually going through the filming. Denise is going to be in a Bollywood film. Must be for her acting skills, or the way she mounts a horse.
Nothing really exciting to say about Kelly Hu. Just haven't seen her in photos for awhile.

Kate Hudson sets out to stalk her next victim.
Are you satisfied now? You got some Stamos. Oh God, the hand is back. Haven't seen the hand for awhile.
I say that Jordin Sparks could probably knock out Jesse in under 30 seconds.
Lesson $482 on how to ogle other women and not get in trouble. Do it in front of your wife. Later, make a comment that the outfit was ugly or some other tidbit to make your wife rationalize the lie and your behavior.
Fake smile, but notice the clenched fist of Miley Cyrus and the nails digging into Selena's back.

Can't believe that Kristy Swanson is still married to that ice skater dude. I gave that like six weeks.
You keep drinking things like that you will be doing more than kissing a girl.
No snark about her husband. Katharine McPhee looks great. Now if he would just get a job. So, a little snark.
Explain to me again how exactly Kim Kardashian should have been at the Teen Choice Awards. What category? Craigslist Graduate Of The Year?
Town & Country

Doesn't look like champagne. Probably diet coke.
Minka Kelly looks fabulous.
Mariah Carey was there to show that even though you are 40 you can dress like you are 12.
Miley with her idol, and role model. At 18, the clothes are coming off.
Rage Against The Machine - Chicago

Naah, kids need their dads. However, I do know where you can point it.
Phantom Planet - Chicago
Will Smith is doing his best to bring back the 80's on his own.

Congratulations to Tony Shaloub for 100 episodes of Monk and to Sarah Silverman for getting in every photo with Tony.
My reason for watching 2 Guys A Girl And A Pizza Place.
In case you were wondering how Tim Curry was looking these days.
Or Stacy Keach.