WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut .
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs .
WHICH Mideast prince with a large posse is a bad tipper? The oil-soaked royal is leaving gratuities of just 10 percent in hot spots in St. Tropez.
#1 My guesses are:
ReplyDeleteDwayne Johnson (The Rock) in Get Smart
OR
Christian Bale The Dark Knight
#2 Hollywood Ebola
#3 Um...not sure I care. We already know the weathy Mideast Oil Shieks are sticking it to the common man everytime we go to the gas station.
#1 is James Franco. Makes the fetish from Ted C.'s item look boring, doesn't it?
ReplyDelete1. Tommy Girl, Will Ferrell
ReplyDelete2. Parasite Hilton
I am not sure I want to know - it is just too horrible
ReplyDelete#1 has to be Vin Diesel
ReplyDelete#2 Paris?
1. Vin Diesel has a movie coming out this month
ReplyDeleteThe others? I got nothing.
What the f*ck?? #1 needs to be outed. Why are we covering up rape?! For shame, NY Post.
ReplyDeleteMatty Mcconoughey. he's in Tropic Thunder. D Listed guessed him too. I'm tellin ya, there's something there!
ReplyDeleteparis hilton has a job. say what you will about her, but she has branded herself and marketed her personality and does pretty well. i'm thinking kim stewart.
ReplyDeleteITA big sur...they should BOTH be outed! Taking a half mill hush money to protect a rapist! Next time he'll probably kill someone! Is that worth the money???
ReplyDeleteI don't get it...call the cops, have him busted and THEN sue him for all he's worth...just takes patience! (and guts!)
#2 has to be NY based...probably a Hearst or something like that.
ReplyDelete#3-I'm surprised he actually tips!
ReplyDeletewhat about robert downey jr?????
ReplyDeletei dont think it's christian bale though
# 2 - Lydia Hearst, it sounds like
ReplyDelete# 1 Will Smith
ReplyDelete# 3 - totally agree....who cares?
ReplyDeleteWill Smith is in a movie right now?
ReplyDeleteSome people over at Dlisted were offering Ed Norton up as #1. Particularly appropriate as he was in The Hulk.
ReplyDeleteIf the Post doesn't have any evidence, there's no way they could accuse someone of rape.
#3 doesn't make a lot of sense to me--in France a 10% tip is generally a maximum/quite good. Service is included in most bills. Either some locals are used to the tourists OVER tipping and are complaining, or another tourist made the observation and doesn't know any better. Lame.
ReplyDeletelol ill never understand why people think MM is gay! they guy is a free spirit hemp loving hippy not a violent rapist..please.
ReplyDeletei'm on the Bale guess, he comes off like an asshole. The Rock, I don't really see it even though i could see the gay...just doens't sound like the type to rape,nor have $500G lying around to pay off people.
hmm...
1) I'm with you, Big Sur. I hate blinds that deal with violent situations like this. They remind me of when photojournalists stand at the outskirts of horrific war scenes and snap away to get that perfect shot, rather than jump into the fray and attempt to help the victim or whatever. I understand that there are legal ramifications, blah blah blah, but this seems like the kind of situation wherein the perp NEEDS to be outed, somehow. For fuck's sake, make it more obvious! Toss in a hair color or something! And if this is just some lame-ass rumor that isn't even CLOSE to being substantiated, the creation of the blind itself is just sick and wrong.
ReplyDeleteI would like to think that Ed Norton is attractive and successful enough to get his own ass if he needs it. I also don't think that Salma would have put up with a closeted gay for years -- let alone one with violent tendencies.
I guess Vin Diesel is a more plausible choice -- but, again, this accusation is pretty severe, and so is an ANAL RAPIST label.
2) Lydia Hearst? Paris is too ugly to be a mainstream fashion model. Not that Lydia also isn't scrawny and fug, but if Agyness Deyn can be the next harbinger of aesthetic fabulousness, anyone can.
Sidenote/tiny diatribe: I miss Christy and Helena and not-as-insane Naomi and Claudia. I kinda long for those Amazonian-influenced days of yore when I was actually envious of the women in cosmetic ads, to be honest. I realize that I was thirteen or so, but STILL. GOD. Agyness DEYN? F-U-G.
3) I don't know, but fuck this person. Flog him in public and set him afire, for all I care.
Ernestine wrote: "but, again, this accusation is pretty severe, and so is an ANAL RAPIST label."
ReplyDeleteDoes anal-rapist remind anyone else of Arrested Development?
I have no idea to whom the blind refers, but I agree--it shouldn't be covered up!
I'm with jax. I can't see MM being a rapist. Pot heads normally don't get violent. If he was a meth head then maybe. LOL
ReplyDeleteBale is a good guess. He always seems cranky. Will Smith is a maybe.
Anyone know anything about James McAvoy?
Oh and who gives a shit about the other bi's.
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ReplyDeleteEd Norton is not considered "a hunk"...at least in my book.
ReplyDeleteVin Diesel sounds like a good guess.
I'm thinking MM is not exactly the "violent" type...he openly talks about masterbation and walks around nude and plays bongo drums...he's a big user of the "whacky weed" and those hippie dippie types don't like violence.
I'm still think Dwayne Johnson b/c after his divorce from his wife (beard) he hasn't exactly gone public with any female...been seen smooching/dating, etc...he was once one of those WWF fighters (The Rock) and Man-On-Man violence is part of his past.
I could see bale getting violent but I just don't see him being a violent homosexual. Also agree that MM does not seem like the violent type. I say the rock or VD or someone else.
ReplyDelete1. I have the hugest crush on him but Jason Statham? Death Race is his summer movie and he is a sex symbol.
ReplyDeleteMM may not be violent, but I get the gay vibe from him.
ReplyDeleteBale? No.
Cruise? could be, although I would describe him as chunk not hunk.
the thing you guys are forgetting about Matty is that he's also pretty fond of boozing. And that leads to violence an awful lot.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Tom Cruise, altho I don't think he could have done it without help and I don't think Katie would help him on this one, no matter what is in her contract. or Mike Meyer, wasn't he in that stupid movie with Alba, or maybe Will Smith. Don't know about #2 and don't care about #3 because I think that happens a lot with very wealthy people.
ReplyDeleteWHY PROTECT SUCH A PREDATOR ...HE'S SICK...
ReplyDeletedude is not gay. slamming some beers does not equate to buggery. all ther stories we have heard about a drunk MM have been him falling down,smelling like crap or hitting on chicks,not brawling.
ReplyDeleteafter seeing Bale in American Psycho,anthing is possible.
Jason Statham is a fab guess.
amster -
ReplyDeleteat first I thought you meant TC couldn't beat up a guy without Katie helping! hilarious!
It's not MM. I posted this once before but I'll say it again. I knew someone who was in his frat and though there were two gay guys in his frat (one being my friend) he was never swayed to go over to the rainbow side. My friend insisted that he really is just a lover of all people, 'mos included. It made me actually love the shirt-hating little douchebag. :)
ReplyDeleteEd Norton and Christian Bale both seem like royal assholes. RDJ is probably bi but I can't really see him having the $$ to pay off a boyfriend but I can see him losing his temper. What about Shia? Am I totally off my rocker in thinking he could be a self-hating gay?
Clarification - RDJ wouldn't have the money before the movie came out. I mean, really. How much would Kiss Kiss Bang Bang pay him anyway.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I've seen pictures of drunk Matthew McConaughy... even I could take him in a brawl. The man can't even stand.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'd like to ask you all to stop using the word "rape"--it offends me.
[Kidding, kidding.]
Wow...that number 1 item is just tragic, really...one of the ones where I don't really want to speculate because it's so serious...
ReplyDelete"Does analrapist remind anyone else of Arrested Development?"
ReplyDelete-Of course. :)
"How much would Kiss Kiss Bang Bang pay him anyway."
-It should've been multi-millions. That is the BEST movie!!!
Number one is awful. My money is on Brendan Fraser. He's been tweaking in a lot of interviews lately and meth/that kind of violent situation is the kind of thing I could see the studio hushing up.
ReplyDeleteCrap reviews or not, the Mummy is a huge franchise at this point.
Brendan Fraser also occurred to me, but I just can't think of him as a hunk.
ReplyDelete#1 I like the Aaron Eckhart guess from Gawker, but the best guess was Blake Lively.
ReplyDeleteI still say there's something odd going on besides pot and dumbassery with Matty. Can't shake the feeling, and I just can't buy him as a romantic lead. I trust my instincts, they're never wrong, even when I want them to be!
ReplyDeleteso on to Brendan Fraser. summer blockbuster, divorced now, could have a little on the side. not hunky, really, but I suppose could be considered. I can't see Vin Diesel as a hunk either. but he could beat someone up pretty well.
ReplyDelete2) Maybe it is lack of sleep turning my brain into mash, but what about Kim Kardashian? She has been making the rounds lately with photos for the pussykat dolls gig?
ReplyDeleteWho would be considered a "heartthrob"?--Myabe a Jonas brother from Camp Rock?
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with those of you who have pointed out the fact that most potheads aren't violent people. When I'm stoned, I can barely form coherent sentences, let alone get pissed enough to physically hurt someone. Matty might dislike wearing a shirt, and he might love bongo drumming more than salt loves meat, and he might be BFFs with Lance Armstrong, but it doesn't mean that he's GAY. Can we also acknowledge the fact that he just fathered a child with that absolutely stunning, unfairly- gorgeous Brazilian model? Yeah. It's not Matthew.
ReplyDeleteChristian may have yelled at his golddigging freak of a mother and his dumbass sister, but that doesn't make him a VIOlent person. Likewise, he might have portrayed an American Psycho, but that doesn't make him a British psycho. His very lovely wife appears smiley and completely at ease in nearly every photo of the two of them together (unlike, say, KatE). I think a LOT can be read in body language, and they appear to have a good, healthy, balanced marriage.
I said *appear.* I mean, I don't really know for sure, of course.
But not EVERY beautiful man has gay proclivities. I refuse to believe that Christian is some secret fist-tossing flamer, or a meaner, beefier Toothy Tile. If he's gay, then SHIT. So is Johnny Depp. So is DiCaprio. Why not?
I sort of don't believe the Toothy Tile story, either. I do believe that it's the dumbest nickname in existence, though. Maybe Ted wanted to get nas-tay with Jake on the floor at a dentist's office or something and Jakey totally shot him down, hence the INCESSANT Toothy blinds?
Anyway, back to the good ol' anal rape blind: I still sort of refuse to give it any credence at all, but I'd say that Jason Statham is probably the best guess tossed out so far. He looks like one big clump of testosterone, and has he been linked to any other women?
Interesting how Stratham is not associated with too many women: Statham dated Kelly Brook before she was wtih Billy Zane, and that relationship has been going on for years, and in 2005, Statham dated Sophie Monk.
ReplyDeleteThen some girl on the beach in January.
Hmmmm....
ok, I don't think it is Matty. He might have a lot of issues, but I don't think anal rapist is one them. I also don't think it is Christian. Jason Stratham is about the best guess so far. Hunk and hearthrob really narrows it down.
ReplyDeleteI can see Statham being gay, but no way can I see him doing this. He's a mellow guy.
ReplyDeleteThis blind is terrible and I really don't like accusing anyone of such a horrendous crime. If this person is this violent he could kill someone next time. I really think the victim should give back the money and turn him in. The next victim may not be able to and this will continue. This guy needs some serious help. I'm sure it is easier said than done for the victim or he would have done it in the first place. Anyway I am not going to name any more names I feel bad enough.
ReplyDeletehey guys
ReplyDeleteremember the old blind about the hunk who has a summer hit movie that rapes his no name wife almost every night? when he's not raping her, he's raping his ex bf?! maybe?
i'm going with christian bale and it saddens me to write that.
Ernestine said...
ReplyDeleteErnestine,
you are ignorant and naive - not a good combination.
What?
ReplyDeleteWhere did that comment come from?
# 1 possbiles:
ReplyDeleteDark Knight -Christian Bale, Aaron Eckhart
Mummy - Brendan Fraser
Hancock - Will Smith
Ironman - RDJ
Tropic Thunder - Jack Black, RDJ, Ben Stiller, Tom Cruise, Matt McConaughey
Pineapple Express - James Franco
Vicky Christina Barcelona - Javier Bardem
Get Smart - Duane Johnson
X-Files - David Duchovny
Incredible Hulk - Edward Norton
Expired - Jason Patric
Made of Honor - Patrick Dempsey
Mirrors - Keifer Sutherland
Henry Poole - Luke Wilson
Death Race - Jason Statham
Babylon - Vin Diesel
and for September movies, even though they might not be considered summer?
Bangkok Dangerous - Nicolas Cage
Burn After Reading - George clooney
My Best Friend's Girl - Dane Cook
Appaloosa - Viggo Mortensen
i'm going with tom cruise. remember the picture enty posted of katie holmes with a (healing) bruise on her neck?
ReplyDeleteOh God, megan (and others...) I love Jason Statham too, and I really hope this is not him.
ReplyDeleteMy take on the rape was that the hospitalization part bespeaks a bad beating as well as sodomy.
Guy needs to be taken down, whoever he is.
could Tom Cruise actually beat up another guy?
ReplyDeleteHaHaHAAAAA, ms. snarky! Good one.
ReplyDeleteYou never know, though--he can snap and get right bitchy if you let him...
The items just says a hunk in a summer movie. He may not be the lead....
ReplyDelete#1 - James Franco
ReplyDeleteAbout 2 years ago he was in Canada making a movie with Sienna Miller and Perez outted him. Apparently he took his lover with him to Canada, but he and Sienna Miller were hanging out a lot giving the illusion that he was yet another of her conquests, but according to Perez he had his lover stashed away and the 2 of them got into a few rather loud arguments because the boyfriend was tired of being stashed in the closet...literally.
Ed Norton is gay, but not in the closet. anyone that has worked on a movie with him (my dad) has met his partner. so in that sense I would not say he is very closeted. He doesent talk about it in the media, but he is not hiding anything.
ReplyDeleteErnestine said...
ReplyDeleteI sort of don't believe the Toothy Tile story, either. I do believe that it's the dumbest nickname in existence, though. Maybe Ted wanted to get nas-tay with Jake on the floor at a dentist's office or something and Jakey totally shot him down, hence the INCESSANT Toothy blinds?
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Hey, I've said for nearly 2 years now that Ted C pulled Toothy Tile out of his ass and I stand by that. In fact, I think he's pulled Fake A La Ferocity out of his ass, too, and a few other of his stupid names that I can't remember. Ted C is a has been that never really was. If he didn't have his own schizo language that he uses to get attention no one would look twice at his webpage. Hell, the folks at E! never put him on tv anymore. That's kind of a clue that the guy doesn't know anything or is lying and putting them at risk of a lawsuit. When E! gives more airtime to a guy like Ken Baker, who ALREADY has a $55MIL lawsuit pending against him for sexual harrassment and a number of other crimes...well...let's just that it makes Ted look like all kinds of a know-nothing idiot.
I should just read all the comments and consolidate!
ReplyDeleteJason Statham - Like James Franco, Statham's another guy Perez outted 2 years ago. I can't remember the exact story and after Perez had to move his site he seems to have lost his old archive. Anyway - the story was something about Statham in a gay bar in Toronto performing a BJ train...
Remember the good old days when Perez would out people and not think twice about it? I kinda miss 'em...
WHICH hunk in a summer movie
ReplyDeleteIt gives a timeline for the rape and beating (a few months ago) but not one for the movie - 'a summer movie' could mean any summer not necessarily the one we're in now.
IMO:
The Rock - no
Christian Bale - no.
Tom Cruise - yes. Sometimes the small dogs are the meanest and the most self-entitled.
WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents?
I go with Manda: Kim Kardashian. What does she do, shop and go out with Reggie Bush? And god knows no one can depend on marriage as a career anymore. I don't know that much about the Kardashians but if I remember right Mom and Pop worked for where they got. Might be too late but maybe now they're trying to teach some lessons to their girls. The free party's over, time to pitch in if you want to be more than just a guest in your own life.
WHICH Mideast prince with a large posse is a bad tipper?
This one I don't care about. Sorry.
Ed Norton is gay? Damn...and all this time I just thought he was a big weirdo! The guy gives me the heebie-jeebies... Although...it does kind of put him and Salma Hayek into perspective...
ReplyDeleteEd Norton is gay? Damn...and to think I just thought he was a big weirdo. Although...this does put him and Salma Hayek into perspective.
ReplyDelete1. Vin Diesel or Jason Statham. There have been gay rumors about them forever. Kelly Brook was always considered a beard for the latter.
ReplyDeleteBrendan Fraser and Ed Norton are good second guesses, especially with the stories floating around about Fraser.
Having met him a couple times and knowing some people he hung out with, I don't think it's The Rock. MM just seems hippy dippy, though I can understand the points made about not buying him as a leading man. He plays the exact same role in every movie. I don't think Christian Bale is gay.
2. Kim Kardashian. My first thought was Lydia Hearst, but she seems to have been doing her own thing for a while.
3. Who cares? And who tips in France? ...unless it was the type of place that gets a lot of celebs who leave massive tips.
Martin Devon,
ReplyDeleteYou are a fucktard and a douchenozzle - a predictable combination.
Cheers,
Ernestine
P.S. Hi, Ted!
love statham.
ReplyDeleteLOVELOVE Norton. and having a beard is covering it up...
james franco is not my cup of tea, so i'm not interested if its him :P
The Rock would make me kinda sad
UH OH! What have we here? I was with katja waiting to see what the F is going on up there...
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is sounding even juicier than the blind!
I know! - fess up people. Well Ernestine anyway ;)
ReplyDeleteThis could be ANY summer. theres no date for it. could be from years ago.
ReplyDeleteis the guessing really called for though? i dont know, for all anyone knows this blind could be false, and here we are accusing someone of something that could be untrue.
whatever.
Vin Disel's producing partner wen from a costume crew credit to producer..... hmm
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0952327/
brendon frazer likes guns
Actor Brendan Fraser has been named in a lawsuit after allegedly firing off a machine gun at a firing range in California
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000409/news#ni0551019
blue pill= I think you are right and this could be quite old. Maybe it was Rock Hudson, he was a dreamy heartthrob. None of these other guys are - are they?
As for #2m Kim K is not exactly built like the average model. While I am not saying she is fat, who could she possibly model for Horizon Milk? I think it is probably someone not that well known. Everybody I can think of already has something going on to bring money whether it is clothing line, perfume, tv show or whatever. This person probably does not do anything and maybe the parents themselves don't really have as much money as they would like everyvody to believe. I guess times are tough all over.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I actually think Kim K. is sorta pretty. I mean, NOTHING will convince me that Paris is attractive. She looks like Big Bird's scrawny, slutty niece or something, and I find it hilarious that her natural eye color is BROWN and she's really a curly-headed brunette. Could she please be less natural-looking?
ReplyDeleteAnd I still think Kim's a peed-on trollop, which REALLY diminishes much of her prettiness, but she has lovely hair and beautiful eyes. I sort of hate myself right now, by the way.
Personally, I'll stick with my body, though. Her ass is, um, well...it's big. You know. It's REALLY, REALLY big.
P.S. Ladies, nothing's really going on, per se. It's just some choad taking time from his uber-busy masturbatory schedule to lash out at random people on the internet for no discernable reason. It's *emHAPPENED* "before", and I'm nearly positive it'll happen again. Whatever. I'd rather squabble with some inchoate internet asshole than someone in the real world about whom I actually give a flying shit.
ok, so no backup needed. I can't stand and don't understand trolls- nor do I want to!
ReplyDelete;)
katja-
ReplyDeleteLiking guns (and owning them) does not necessarily make you violent. My husband and I own many guns, and we are two of the most laid-back, non-violent people ever. We have them for protection, and because we like shooting them at the range. It's a hobby for some people, and is in no way an indicator of violent behavior. Neither of us has ever shot anything (no animals, nothing), and we hope to never have to. Just thought you should know.
As for #1, my guess is Vin Diesel. I don't know why, but he seems like he could be the type to do this.
#2: Kimberley Stewart.
#3: I have no idea, all those Arab royals are jackasses...believe me, I know this.
WHOA that blind hit me hard. What the hell. This guy deserves jail and worse. Geez, I'm also surprised at some of the homophobia here. But damn... whoever it is I hope he gets what's coming to him and that the ex-bf finds a way to stay far far far away.
ReplyDeleteI WOULDN'T CALL HER A SOCIALITE...BUT IT'S MISS RUMOR WILLIS....GOOD FOR THEM....
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