The headline kind of sounds like some headline you would read in the Globe or something like that. I mean if you were a mom would you enjoy watching your son get up on a stage and then taking it all off, or to get up close and personal while he was giving another woman a lap dance?
Hey it is just as creepy for a mom to be watching her son do it as it would be if it were a dad watching his daughter. "Show uncle Clark that move I taught you baby."
So, apparently Javier Bardem and his mom enjoy a close relationship. A very close relationship if you believe what he recently said about stripping. Seems Javier Bardem hasn't always been a wealthy man. So, to support his family he used to be a stripper. And when he stripped, mom wasn't far behind, or in front, or making sure he was doing it right.
He says that his mother was "so proud of him" for doing it. See, in your mind you are picturing some sweet, little old lady and so you are thinking it is ok. Why is it any different if some guy has a daughter who is a stripper and he sits in the back and watches? All of you would find that creepy as hell. I know I would. What if your mom wants a lap dance? No, not from her son, but even from another dancer. "Dude, I gave your mom the best lap dance."
Wow, who would've thought a story about Javier stripping could be a turn-OFF?
ReplyDeleteI prefer the images of Javier nekkid without mama watching from the sidelines. Ick. Let's hook her up with Papa Perv.
ReplyDeleteHello, Oedipus. *gag*
ReplyDeleteI would just like to thank Mrs. Bardem for her son. That is all.
ReplyDeleteIsn't his mother a famous Spanish actress? Why would he need to strip?
ReplyDeleteYeah Dread,
ReplyDeleteI thought Pilar Bardem was a huge Spanish actress, why the hell would they need the money?
Furthermore I doubt he stripped in str8 bars.
Are these pics photoshopped?
ReplyDeleteAnyone who saw Javier on ENT's Full Frontal Friday would know that the package in the center (light blue briefs) CANNOT belong to Bardem.
Ah, good old moms... True story:
ReplyDeleteAfter dancing for a mere 3 months as a regular in a local club, I decided to tell my mom what I did, and where...
The very next night, I'm standing on my little soapbox doing a private show for a guy, and right there, right there behind me, my mom just stands there and starts laughing at my ass... Granted, it's not as creepy 'cause I'm a girl, but still.
Good times man... Good times... LOL!
Superstars love telling these stories no matter how true or not they may be. Lenny Kravitz is forever telling the story of how he lived in his car waiting for his big break. Given who his parents are, I seriously doubt he spent that many nights sleeping in a car.
ReplyDeletehello pretty man...
ReplyDeletewait I'm confused.... was there a story to go along with those fantabulous pictures?? i must have mis
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hello again pretty man...
Wow--That's what you call a supportive mom.
ReplyDeleteJust look at the pictures and ignore the creepiness.
ReplyDeleteOkay .. I am so many levels of freaked out right now I can't even count them all! YIKES!! I have gone out with some freaky assed Momma's boys in my day .. but DAMN! This is way beyond that!
ReplyDeleteDamn .. this is one of those things you wish you could un-read and/or scrub from you brain because it just tends to lead to some really scary thoughts.
Hee hee! I just watched Vegas Vacation today! This is really starting to make me think Chevy Chase is the one writing this blog.
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