Maybe The Crack Pipe Should Have Been A Tip Off
It's been awhile since I wrote a post about Kate Moss. I remember back in the day when she was dating Pete Doherty, it seemed like there was a post or a photo once a day. Amazing what a break up can do for a drop in interest from the public. Anyway, Kate gave an interview to Interview Magazine. Cute how that works. Kate was droning on and on about how she has dated the most awful men and that men can't be trusted.
"They're c***s! Absolute b******s. Men are not to be trusted."
The ** are not mine, but I think the first word is a male rooster, and the second are all of Brangelina's kids. Well, technically it is true. I'm not the one who invented the dictionary. Now, as a guy, I would take some offense to her blanket statement that all men are as she described. I would say it comes down to the guy you are dating. Lets see. She dated Johnny Depp at his drinking and drug using peak, when a hotel room trashing was par for the course and part of the daily agenda. We all seem to forget what Johnny Depp used to be like before he found fatherhood, Vanessa, and France.
Oh, then she dated Pete Doherty. I'm going out on a limb here and say that perhaps heavy, habitual drug users are not necessarily the most trustworthy of boyfriends. You know, pilfering your purse for cash, selling the plasma television, hanging out with your daughter in her room, whatever. Yes, the men she dated were roosters and illegitimate children. However, I think this says more about her choice of men and her need to repeatedly search out the guys who will treat her badly. At some point you need to get off the bad boy express, and get on the local train. If you don't, then you will continue to make the same mistakes, and I will continue to have to watch you turn into some horrible shell of a woman who used to be a model.
"They're c***s! Absolute b******s. Men are not to be trusted."
The ** are not mine, but I think the first word is a male rooster, and the second are all of Brangelina's kids. Well, technically it is true. I'm not the one who invented the dictionary. Now, as a guy, I would take some offense to her blanket statement that all men are as she described. I would say it comes down to the guy you are dating. Lets see. She dated Johnny Depp at his drinking and drug using peak, when a hotel room trashing was par for the course and part of the daily agenda. We all seem to forget what Johnny Depp used to be like before he found fatherhood, Vanessa, and France.
Oh, then she dated Pete Doherty. I'm going out on a limb here and say that perhaps heavy, habitual drug users are not necessarily the most trustworthy of boyfriends. You know, pilfering your purse for cash, selling the plasma television, hanging out with your daughter in her room, whatever. Yes, the men she dated were roosters and illegitimate children. However, I think this says more about her choice of men and her need to repeatedly search out the guys who will treat her badly. At some point you need to get off the bad boy express, and get on the local train. If you don't, then you will continue to make the same mistakes, and I will continue to have to watch you turn into some horrible shell of a woman who used to be a model.
actually the word she used was CUNTS not COCKS. to describe men. which the interviewer found funny and for clarification asked, "men are cunts?" and she replied yes, & etc. it's a british thing, use of the C-word to describe anyone, not just a woman.
ReplyDelete"the second are all of Brangelina's kids. Well, technically it is true. I'm not the one who invented the dictionary."
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
Isn't this the way things have always worked? Some women go for the bad guys, they complain that they can't find any good ones, and some men go for the easy girls, then complain that they're all sluts?
"...hanging out with your daughter in her room, whatever."
Ewww, I wish you hadn't gone there. :(
But would a good man want to watch his peen melt off like Quentin Tarantino in Planet Terror?
ReplyDeleteJust once, Johnny Depp trashed a hotel room, not every day.
ReplyDeleteShe was as bad for him as he was for her. I'd love to know how Vanessa tamed Johnny, though I have a feeling he still has bad-boy moments behind closed doors.
Yeah, blame everyone else, snag tooth.
ReplyDeletesomeone please tell me how a 5'5 troll with bad teeth and serious drug/drinking issues is still a model? is still a mother? is still alive?
ReplyDeletewe give this bitch too much credit. sorry correction, this bitch gives herserlf too much credit.
you date scumbags, own it.
Honey, the one thing they all have in common is you. NO one forced you to date them. You pick them, your doing. Shut up.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the photos it's clear she goes for bad boys with a certain look.
ReplyDeleteIt's even more true in Johnny's case. His paramours tend to have a similar look to them. Kate and Vanessa in particular look far too much alike.
I think she would have said 'cunts' and 'bollocks', no?
ReplyDeletethank you, ent, for reminding us where our johnny used to be.
ReplyDeletewhen they announced "pirates" i said "eueww" and "no way" and stamped my little feet and was disgusted.
and i will be the first to admit that captain jack won my, um, heart.
somehow, johnny grew up to be a fine man, and i do mean FINE!!!
but he did that on his own, God bless his little soul.
pardon me, i need a glass of ice water.