Keep Telling Yourself That
Do you have the new issue of Allure? Yeah, me either, but if you did you would see they have an interview with Carrie Underwood. I know, I know. Who the hell is going to spend the equivalent of a gallon of gas just so they can read an interview with Carrie Underwood. Hey, but they probably have perfume samples in there. A coupon or two. Still not worth it is it? Someone thought so. They probably lost their job by now.
Anyway, since she is on the cover, I guess they had to interview her which means that being the guinea pig that I am, I read it for you. Do you know how many women's magazines I read now? My basement smells like a perfume factory that had a moldy winter.
Anyway, Carrie whines in the interview that she can't get a date. You know the same old crap that every celebrity trots out there when they are single so that we can show appropriate sympathy for them and pretend they are just like us. Carrie takes it a step further though and say she is convinced that the reason she is single is because she is a celebrity.
Uh huh. And it has nothing to do with the fact that no one wants anything to do with you and that as far as I can tell you have no friends who are not actually on the payroll and thus, have to pretend to like you. Have you ever seen a photo with Carrie Underwood just hanging out and doing stupid stuff with her girlfriends? Nope. Every photo you ever see of Carrie Underwood is her alone. The reason for this, as Tony Romo and Chace Crawford discovered along with everyone else who meets her is that she is a royal pain in the ass.
The funny thing is she only has her success because of the American people calling into Idol. Right now though, she could give a crap about them. The only thing she cares about is herself, and I hope that she doesn't honestly believe what she is spewing about being a celebrity is what is keeping guys at bay.
