Remember when Jennifer Lopez was on Good Morning America earlier this week blathering endlessly about how she was going to do the triathlon? Well, as it turns out Jennifer thinks, quite seriously, mind you that her effort ranks right up there in the greatest achievements of sport.
According to a source over at GMA, after the interview was concluded, Jennifer Lopez had no idea what all the fuss or big deal was about Michael Phelps.
"I can't understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer."
She didn't know his name, and also thought that the top story on the program should have been how she, after giving birth just six months ago is training for a triathlon, and that the Michael Phelps story was just not that big of a deal, especially considering what she had done six months ago.
Ummm. You gave birth Jen. As far as I know people have been doing it for awhile now. And you know what? People have been known to go to work the very next day after giving birth. Hell, I bet back in the day, people had a kid in the morning and still went out and put in an 8 hour day. You know, Jennifer some moms, just weeks after their children are born, are working two, and sometimes three jobs to make ends meet. Sure, it doesn't involve swimming in a pool or jogging on a treadmill or riding a stationary bike for an hour or two, but I am much more impressed with their achievement than anything you have done so far.
Is the whole nation really supposed to turn its back on a guy who is in his 3 Olympics and has been training for this his whole life, just so that we can give you a standing ovation for not not falling off a treadmill in the past few weeks.
Come on Jen. See. This is why no one likes you and why they stopped buying your CD's and going to your films. They know you are spoiled, but what makes it worse is that you don't keep quiet about it, and you don't really have any talent. Sure, you used to look pretty good, but that kind of stopped for me as the credits rolled after Selena. Since then? Not so much.
Show some respect, and maybe you will get some in return.
According to a source over at GMA, after the interview was concluded, Jennifer Lopez had no idea what all the fuss or big deal was about Michael Phelps.
"I can't understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer."
She didn't know his name, and also thought that the top story on the program should have been how she, after giving birth just six months ago is training for a triathlon, and that the Michael Phelps story was just not that big of a deal, especially considering what she had done six months ago.
Ummm. You gave birth Jen. As far as I know people have been doing it for awhile now. And you know what? People have been known to go to work the very next day after giving birth. Hell, I bet back in the day, people had a kid in the morning and still went out and put in an 8 hour day. You know, Jennifer some moms, just weeks after their children are born, are working two, and sometimes three jobs to make ends meet. Sure, it doesn't involve swimming in a pool or jogging on a treadmill or riding a stationary bike for an hour or two, but I am much more impressed with their achievement than anything you have done so far.
Is the whole nation really supposed to turn its back on a guy who is in his 3 Olympics and has been training for this his whole life, just so that we can give you a standing ovation for not not falling off a treadmill in the past few weeks.
Come on Jen. See. This is why no one likes you and why they stopped buying your CD's and going to your films. They know you are spoiled, but what makes it worse is that you don't keep quiet about it, and you don't really have any talent. Sure, you used to look pretty good, but that kind of stopped for me as the credits rolled after Selena. Since then? Not so much.
Show some respect, and maybe you will get some in return.
Amen.
ReplyDeleteI guess she's never heard of Dara Torres either.
ReplyDeleteshe will do/say ANYTHING for attention.she's not sweet or sincere and everyone knows it. my guess is this event will never happen. she's turning into a real asshole.
ReplyDeletePreach it Ent!
ReplyDeletePlease don't encourage her to stick around and actually do things. Please.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaand, the crowd goes wild with a standing ovation for Ent!!!
ReplyDeleteI. Cannot. Stand. Her.
And this is why.
"Bravo"
ReplyDeleteHthrhllywd: i was thinking the same thing.
as far as a triathlon she will never make it through the whole thing and she will complain the WHOLE time.
this guy i worked with on set worked as a grip on monster in law and said she was the monster, outrageous demands abut her trailer, NO members of the crew could look her in the eye. Private elevators. ...etc. the diva treatment. she's such a bitch.
ReplyDeleteMy bet is riding on that she will sustain an injury and will "sadly and regretfully" have to bow out of the triathalon.
ReplyDeleteHooray Ent.
ReplyDeleteI'm really not a violent person, but she makes me want to scratch her eyes out. What a Bitch
Yeah. Until you give birth to quadruplets while simultaneously plowing a field and plucking chicken feathers and shucking corn or whatever pioneer womenfolk are famed for doing, SUCK IT, J-Lo. You REALLY AREN'T THAT SPECIAL.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad we all detest her so. I also hope that lil' narcissist reads this blog. And sorry, but those twins look like Skeletor, and that's just really, really unfortunate.
An injury... hmmmm, one of her fur eyelashes will fall off.
ReplyDeletewhat do you mean still a diva? did she at some point fool people into thinking that she was normal, working mom .. who just happens to be able to spend my annual salary on a nursery .. who happens to sing for a living .. who happens to witness a shooting, but doesnt get deposed ..sounds like my day in a nutshell
ReplyDeleteYep her thunder thighs are SOOOO not going to make it through this triathlon... is this going to be on TV. I would tivo that shit and LMAO.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I like about this site and Dlisted, we don't take ourselves too serious nor feel the need to be so GD politically correct about shit. Nothing specific in this site sparked this comment by me. It's just that I was reading another site and they got on my nerves about something. OK... rant over.
ReplyDeleteDoes she still have a fan base? That is what I would like to know at this point.
ReplyDeleteMees Yennifer Hopez is a better performer!
J Ho proved herself to be a first class douche bag years ago! She screws any guy who seems like he could help her get more famous, she wears fur constantly, and now she believes she's more important (and interesting) than Michael Phelps?! Please, b!tch - you're not good enough to even say his name out loud. Thank God her 15 minutes is over! Can't we export her like England did with Posh Spice??
ReplyDeleteYou tell her Enty! She's not the only woman that's given birth to twins.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone noticed how much Skeletor resembles Ren the chihuahua from Ren & Stimpy?
next thing you know she´ll hit on the "swimmer"
ReplyDeleteoh, great comment, ent.
ReplyDeletedont you have some favors to call in, so that you actually send her this text? maybe phonetape the reaction...
:-)
Yeah, but she's still Jenny From The Block.
ReplyDeleteI hate her *grits teeth*
i don't think it's even physically possible to compete in a triathlon after 6 months of training. not a REAL one, anyway.
ReplyDeletenice slapdown, ent!
WHAT AN EGO.....YIKES
ReplyDeletemy gramma had 12 kids and worked on the farm, my great grandma had 14 and was back in the field the next day.
ReplyDeleteya they needed a hobby.
Awww, boinking is a GREAT hobby, Jax! I mean, it's DEFinitely better than wearing lots of dead animals, shitting out horrid movies and music, and constantly being culturally-useless alongside your manorexic husband, at least.
ReplyDeleteya but i worked it out..my gramma spent 10 years of her life pregnant???!!!?? no thankyou.
ReplyDeletei concur with everyone.
ReplyDeleteher dumbassedness astounds me.
Not to be a beach, but as someone else said, those thunder thigs do NOT look like the thighs of a woman who has been traning for a triathalon...wouldn't she be a lot less chunky if she was actually training for a triathalon?
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ReplyDeleteAh, Jen. You gone and dug yourself into a real hole on this one. So now, I've gotta bring out my big guns and call you a stupid cunt. Sorry for the use of the "c" word but she had it coming.
ReplyDeleteoops, meant bitch
ReplyDeleteITA Enty. When I studied the Bradley birthing method, the doctor who developed the method, Dr. Bradley, spoke of the many patients he had who were athletes before getting pregnant, who gave birth naturally, and were insistant on walking from their delivery room to their own--one of whom was an acrobat and did so on her hands! The point of the stories was that drugging was not good for a woman, and that many with proper exercise can prepare themselves for a nearly pain free, short term birth. J.Ho is NOTHING special!!!
ReplyDeletePlease, people! She won't run it, but she will run it. Know what I mean? She learned the neat little trick of fooling the electronic tracking from her pal Katie Holmes, who only ran a mile or two fo teh NYC marathon.
ReplyDeleteTell it Ent!
ReplyDelete@ Rebecca- totally agree. Dlisted was like a breath of fresh air in a stinky city, and CDN is a similarly refreshing break from the PR-laced norm. Just Jared is ok, but still in the 'safe/non-news' zone. Bless him:-)
I knew she was full of crap. It's not even a full one (though she never mentioned that on the interview, did she?). It's called a sprint triathalon or something and it's a 1/2 mile swim, 4 mile run, and 18 mile bike ride...yeah, Jen, so much more impressive than Michael Phelps, they should give you one of his medals.
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