If I'm a little confused about something related to the gossip world, think about the poor people who only read their gossip in the two week old editions of People or OK! laying around the office of their doctor or dentist.
If I recall correctly, it was just last week that OK! had an entire issue basically devoted to Jennifer Aniston and how she was getting married having a baby, picking out dresses and flowers and cakes for the wedding and how this was an exclusive and blah, blah, blah. Now, as I explained last week, all of the exclusive stuff was crap, but you would think with all the money and contacts that OK! has that they would have seen a John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston breakup coming and so would have changed all the names to Reese and Jake or something like that. I mean the story will work for any couple as long as they don't break up the same week.
So, this week, Jennifer has reportedly been dumped by John Mayer and is heartbroken, unless of course you read the NY Daily News who said that John Mayer was dumped by Jennifer Aniston and that she is already dating someone else.
Uh huh. Well since obviously both of those stories can't be true and an entire issue of a magazine wasn't true, then how about Jen and John broke up because he and Pete Wentz just can't stop f**king while taking turns being Rachel and Ross.
You know what I hate about all of this though? The fact that now we will have a new story every damn week about how Jen has found a new love. Why? What did she do to make us care? I actually liked her dating John because she followed him from city to city and there was no news. Sure, the wedding stories, but it isn't like it will be now. I can't handle Jennifer Aniston "dating" every guy who gets photoshopped into a picture. I just can't. I'm tired of her and don't understand why she is relevant. Someone tell me what she has done since Friends went off the air which was an ensemble show by the way. Tell me what she has done which people have actually gone to see to justify the attention and salary she gets. This has nothing to do with Brangelina. I just want to know when we can stop talking about Jen Aniston. Men don't seem to be too fond of her, her movies are box office poison, she isn't particularly friendly, and yet anyone will throw her on a magazine cover and treat her like American royalty.