Michael Lohan is being well, uuh, Michael and has gone on the record about whether he would be asked to give away Lindsay Lohan in a wedding between Lindsay and Samantha Ronson. “I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
Umm, I think that perhaps Michael is planning his excuses in advance. I mean this is the guy who despite his Christian faith has not exactly been honest and forthcoming about his love child that he had while committing adultery. Guess that page was torn out from his bible. Hey, these things happen. I was going to go into a long and involved joke about hotels and tissues and bibles but thought it was in poor taste. I know it doesn't generally stop me, but hey, there has to be a line somewhere. Mine wanders from side to side and back and forth and sometimes it is really hard to see at night after a few too many drinks, but it is there.
Anyway, Michael seems to think that the only reason Lindsay wouldn't invite him to the wedding is because of his Christian faith. I think the more likely scenario is that if she invited him he would probably try and make a buck off it by either wearing a hidden camera for some tabloid show or taking photos on his cell phone and selling them. There is also the possibility that Lindsay just doesn't like her dad. Hard to believe I know that someone as loveable as Michael isn't loved by the entire world at large and that he hasn't been named the only living saint in history.
What on earth does your faith have to do with seeing your daughter get married? She is your daughter. As far as I'm concerned if I had a daughter and she was marrying the chimps from the Wizard Of Oz, I would still be there. Doesn't mean I wouldn't have a discussion with her about what to expect on her wedding night, but I wouldn't miss her wedding. I guarantee you that if Lindsay does change her mind and invites Michael, that he will say something along the lines of what I just wrote. Minus of course the part about the monkeys and The Wizard Of Oz. Now, he may make some reference to the Wicket Witch, but that would be just his pet name for Dina.
Umm, I think that perhaps Michael is planning his excuses in advance. I mean this is the guy who despite his Christian faith has not exactly been honest and forthcoming about his love child that he had while committing adultery. Guess that page was torn out from his bible. Hey, these things happen. I was going to go into a long and involved joke about hotels and tissues and bibles but thought it was in poor taste. I know it doesn't generally stop me, but hey, there has to be a line somewhere. Mine wanders from side to side and back and forth and sometimes it is really hard to see at night after a few too many drinks, but it is there.
Anyway, Michael seems to think that the only reason Lindsay wouldn't invite him to the wedding is because of his Christian faith. I think the more likely scenario is that if she invited him he would probably try and make a buck off it by either wearing a hidden camera for some tabloid show or taking photos on his cell phone and selling them. There is also the possibility that Lindsay just doesn't like her dad. Hard to believe I know that someone as loveable as Michael isn't loved by the entire world at large and that he hasn't been named the only living saint in history.
What on earth does your faith have to do with seeing your daughter get married? She is your daughter. As far as I'm concerned if I had a daughter and she was marrying the chimps from the Wizard Of Oz, I would still be there. Doesn't mean I wouldn't have a discussion with her about what to expect on her wedding night, but I wouldn't miss her wedding. I guarantee you that if Lindsay does change her mind and invites Michael, that he will say something along the lines of what I just wrote. Minus of course the part about the monkeys and The Wizard Of Oz. Now, he may make some reference to the Wicket Witch, but that would be just his pet name for Dina.