So, did you hear the one about Nicole Richie and Joel Madden breaking up? I don't think it has quite got to that stage yet, but they certainly are not getting along as well as they did prior to the birth of their kid. Let's face it, this was a rebound relationship for both of them and she got pregnant pretty soon after they hooked up. Joel probably had the biggest case of blue balls in the history of the world after dating Hilary Duff for so long and was probably grateful that Nicole does not really have many issues with that.
You know, they are in that whole new love thing and then she gets pregnant and so that keeps them going, but honestly, they are not going to last. They are two different people and she has been trying to change for him and he has been trying to let her do her own thing but they are just not on the same page. If you can believe it, Joel and Hilary had much more in common.
Nicole hates being at home while Joel is on the road because, she is the kind of person who would go through a cell phone log. Joel, on the other hand is glad to get away from her, although hates leaving his daughter at home. Despite the fact they are doing some good things with charity work, the problem is, they fight almost everyday, and it is not fun for either of them.
Nicole is my favorite celebutard, but I bet she redefines "high maintenance."
ReplyDeleteI always thought she got knocked up to avoid a significant stint in county jail. Anyway, do any of these people have any significant and lasting talent?
ReplyDeleteI could care less about these two, but I would read less into the time spent on the road. In the era of illegal downloading, the road is where you make all your money.
ReplyDelete...that and merch, which you can sell loads of on the road.
ReplyDeleteNo surprise.
ReplyDeleteAre they even married? I forget. I bet Nicole is one of those women who loves her kid but regrets having one.
And he's on the road? He IS a musician. She knew that when she signed on.
Does anyone besides me find him repulsive?
ReplyDeleteI do feel bad for the baby if this is the case.
I do like heavily tattooed men but I find his band repulsive, so he just falls down the chart by association.
ReplyDeleteOf course they're not going to last. Did anyone think they were going to last? Hopefully they can stay civil for the baby - and he does strike me as a man who would do everything he could to be a good dad. The tattooed ones often are. True story.
adrian, I am with you on that sista .. and to think there are actually two of them that look like this .. they must have some major peen to be getting into the pants of nicole and paris .. the reality of it is, no one will be surprised when they break up .. didnt i just read something about him hanging out with mary kate trollson?
ReplyDeletedonna-- I don't think it takes much to get into Paris' putrid panties, but Benjie was engaged to Sophie Monk--go figure!
ReplyDeletenicole will always be the spiteful, evil bitch trying to get attention, motherhood didn't change that.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Mooshki, but I do want to hear your Nicole stories, Jax...
ReplyDeleteI knew this would happen sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteHarriet--it's not so much the tatoos, it is his whole look with the grimace & hat. He isn't bad looking, & he is probably a nice guy, just his whole look is a turn-off to me.
ReplyDeletei don't know what to think because i read this story on several sites and it seems like they have had fights regarding MK Olsen flirting with Joel...other than that, i never hear much about them fighting...i think nicole richie wouldnt have had a baby unless she was sure only because she was a partygirl...i dont think she would have it just to keep the relationship going...i dont know...i like her more than any other celebutatrd
ReplyDeleteIs the blue balls comment a clue about the blind we had a few days ago about the virgin. Wasn't she like B list, very sexy? Too lazy to look it up.
ReplyDeleteWow!... there is so much wrong with this post I don't know where to start. I used to laugh when people accused you of pulling stuff out of your ass but I' now inclined to believe them.
ReplyDeletevic- we all saw the pics of Joel with Mary Kate and if he were my bf i would shit...they looked pretty cosy.
ReplyDeletebig sur- she is no innocent, she instigates all the infighting with all those girls and is just a huge CUnext tuesday. trust, she is the original mean girl.
sorry that was vis not vic.
ReplyDeleteI like Nicole and have always thought it was HER who carried the whole Simple Life series. She happens to be quite clever and quick!! I never understood how she related to Paris. I do not KNow Nicole but, from what I've seen, I could totally see her and I being friends!! As for Joel, I never had much of an opinion or interest. I DO happen to believe that the whole" Joel flirting w/ the trollson twin" thing to be a complete fabrication and the perfect example of bored people making up a stories because they have nothing better to blog or talk about!!! Why I just felt the need to express these thoughts is beyond me!!! Oh, and I happen to find both brothers to be physically repulsive as well!!! They look like cretin, hunchback trolls stuck in a hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEt tu, jax?
ReplyDeleteAwww, I like Nicole. At least, I like her a TRILLION times more than I like Paris, but I also like Kim Jong-il more than I like Paris, so that's not saying much. I agree that she seems very clever, and it also sounds as if she's calmed down since the birth of her baby. I also LOVE the name Harlow -- way more than fucking ZUMA. JESUS, GWEN.
ReplyDeleteThat said, naw. These two are doomed. But he's fug and she can do much better. Why are girls all up on Joel's jock? He's revolting!
Nicole is a major skank.
ReplyDeletejunglekitten-- I LOVE your description!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you not a famous adrian!!
ReplyDeleteyou are very welcome!! I got a good laugh from that.
ReplyDeletemaybe the name "zuma" came from where the kid was conceived?
ReplyDeletemore than one has been conceived on the beaches of california!! :)
i don't get his appeal, but i don't get hers, either. although, i agree she is definitely the brighter of the
paris/nicole duo!
I don't know about Zuma, especially for a boy, but Nesta is after Bob Marley, no?
ReplyDeleteStill. I bet being a 13-year old by the name Zuma Nesta Rock is going to be AWESOME.
Vis - Either you work for the Richie/Madden camp, or you're just confused. This post didn't claim anything out of the ordinary. We could all gather this much just from the recent pictures.
ReplyDeleteThis story is telling itself! No need to reach for this one.
Well.. this isn't really new, is it? Start dating .. get knocked up .. have the child .. realize you have nothing in common but the kid .. drift apart. Hell .. I known at least 7 relationships/marriages exactly like this in my life. It sucks .. but it happens. That where birth control can really save your ass, the other persons ass and the poor child in the middle.
ReplyDelete"I also like Kim Jong-il more than I like Paris..."
ReplyDeleteErnestine, you've made me literally LOL once again. :)
I think Joel & Mary Kate were flirting, but I don't think it's a big deal - she seems like a natural flirt within her circle of friends. And given the way things work in that crowd, is it a big deal who sleeps with each other at any given time? They're all sharing the same cooties at this point.